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Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

I was playing video games the other day, and I started thinking about Tiger Woods. No, I wasn’t playing Tiger Woods golf. I bought that for the Wii and sold it a week later – it was too dry and clinical. I felt like I was performing brain surgery outside. No, I was playing Battlefield:Bad [...]

Undoubtedly, one of the greatest aspects of the new age of video games is the ability to download and play console demos in advance. I would say this is my absolute favorite innovation – more so than the great graphics, unheralded immersion, or eleven year-olds calling me a “fag”. Gone are the days of staring [...]