I want Rush Limbaugh to Live. »

I want Rush Limbaugh to Live.

Apparently he is in the hospital – Something about chest pains – aka potential heart attack. I don’t want him to ever return to the radio, or any other public view for that matter, but hey, let the guy live. Maybe he will be proven wrong on everything – that will make me happy.

Anal Poisoning = Great Band Name »

Anal Poisoning = Great Band Name

A great article on Rush’s favorite obsession. What else is there to say?

In the Words of Mr. Big, I’m Addicted to that Rush »

In the Words of Mr. Big, I’m Addicted to that Rush

I fully intended on writing an article on how I got kicked out of a Oakland Athletics game last week as a participant in a friend’s bachelor party. Let’s just say the stereotype of the fuck-up future brother-in-law (relentlessly propagated by sitcoms over the years) is 100% accurate. Furthermore, alcohol was involved – but I [...]

The obese and fatherless, point and laugh »

The obese and fatherless, point and laugh

I visit one web site that could be classified as MSM – “Mainstream Media” to those unfamiliar with the dull acronym. CNN.com is my replacement for the local news – why should I care about the meth lab that blew up in Oakland, killing two squatters and their fourteen cats? Let’s face it, only [...]