As it turns out, on Google.com, Google has presented a different, more politically correct version of the story. According to Google, and this may be true – kind of like those weapons of mass distraction, they are launching Chrome so that the web user of today can use a browser of today, not one designed for 7 years ago with pasted add-ons and patches galore. Nice theory.

So what does it do? According to Google, Chrome is a developers web dream. It doesn’t crash. Javascript is like heroin through its code based veins. Plugins are like musical notes to Mozart, French horns to Beethoven. The ability for a developer to debug a web application will be easier than Paris Hilton. It is multi-threaded, which means that multiple tabs will actually load at the same time, and it also means that with any luck, if you are on Vista anyway (odd the not definded dependancy here), the browser will actually use all those extra processors and cores you paid Dell good money for. Basically that means that the Browser will act like a GOOD operating system coughnotwindowscough.

I could go on and on about the features, instead I suggest you give the cartoon I linked a good read. Its fun coffee/poop reading material. Print it off! No I won’t do that, I won’t tell you every drop of the supposed features. If I had a link to download and install Chrome, I’d give it to you. Tragically though Enigma has spent the better part of the last hour trying to find a link, oddly enough using GOOGLE.com, and can’t seem to locate it. Irony is an evil bitch it seems.

My parting thought is this: Does the Google staff have a mantra that they sing at the start of every meeting? “Microsft sucks. Microsoft sucks. We hate Microsoft. Kill Kill Kill.” I am not a song writer, it shows. Perhaps they meet in the woods, under the cover of darkenss, in cloaks, sacrificing screen shots of Internet Explorer to some Google god, Googleisis – the Goddess of Search Engines, after which they have some weird dork laden sexcapade to the song musings of Moby. Who knows?

Now I have run across a really cute but very disturbing site. You create your on avatar or cartoon likeness, build your chat room, add decor then chat with friends. Your avatar will not look like you nor even remotely reflect your personality, but hey who is judging. Lively.com is a new creation by Google.

Back after the break.

Googles key motto is to not be evil and they are crating a world that screams lets corrupt it with porn and the potential of virtual phone sex.

Now picture walking into a chat room you were invited to and the room is full of some really weird stuff. Strange stuff on the walls odd things laying around the floor. From across the room a deep voice calls “Boy you sure got a pretty mouth”. Can you say TOTALLY CREEPY.

How long will it take before this happy cute thing turns into a porn infested freak show.