Posted by So we got an amusing spam posted this morning on a college football article I posted a couple weeks back.
The Spammer calls herself “Download The Lovely Bones” and this is what she wrote, which I can’t argue against:
“Redskins haven’t looked this bad since Steve Spurrier was the coach. Another well thought out hire by Daniel Snyder.”
The irony here is that she accomplished two things – getting the attention of the administrators of this site (a bad thing to do) and stating a fact that was meant to cloak her true intent which was get her link back posted. I will talk a bit about the fact, and then just maybe I am going to throw her a bone.
The Redskins Suck. How bad? They are the sixth worst team. This may not seem all that bad however one must also understand that The Washington Redskins are the second most expensive franchise in the NFL. Right – they are now behind only the Dallas Cowboys, oddly enough their biggest rival. The only thing I can think of that redeems them was the image I have added to this article that came up when I search for their logo on google. Enjoy the image – let’s both pretend that she is the one that posted the spam on our site to begin with.
Oh – I almost forgot – for you “lady spammer”, if you really are a lady and not some kid sitting in a cybercafe in Southern Korea, this link back is for you! I find it amusing that the linkback is for a movie called The Lovely Bones and I posted a picture of a Maxim woman to go with it. I love me some times. Oh and to the Blinkinblogs reader – please make sure to send our Spammer some lovely email – I am sure she will want to hear from you. AmandaNeufeld9319@yahoo.com. We love you Amanda!
Dearest Amanda -
You have a very keen understanding of the male mind. Moreso, your selection of iconography illustrates that your understanding is due more to you being male than that of some improbable hypothesis outlining your uniqueness with your membership within the opposite sex. The combination of sex and football is a nice strategy – but highly transparent. Too transparent for you to have leveraged a female mind to entice male interest. No, this has the not-so-subtle signature of a testosterone-enduced paradigm.
The offered pic illustrates a vivid depiction of a female engaged in a position that the most ancient part of the male mind equates to an eagerness to egress with intercourse. This is not so subtly matched with the uber-male motif of an aggressive sport that sends a clear psychological signal. This double entendre enables the viewer to engage in the critical self-inclusive walk through the vivid garden of one’s imagination.
Yes, I’d love to be the quarterback. Or YES! I’D LOVE TO BE THE QUARTERBACK… Heh heh!
With mirror neurons firing wildly, a wide grin develops upon the reader AND he. will. do. your. bidding.
Nice try, Amanda… errr… I mean Andy. Next time you should try one of those artsy photos of orchids meant to portray the vulva and clitoris. Oh… and stay away from the kimchi today, I heard it “turned” yesterday.