Not Your Grandmother’s Figure Skating

Posted by Thraxxus on Feb 22nd, 2010 and filed under Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry from your site

The Olympics are here in case you didn’t know. The funny thing I have noticed is how often people are pointing out just how hot everyone is – even the Curling Teams. So we did a quick lookup and found ANNA SEMENOVICH – easily the hottest figure skater to ever walk the ice. Why do I choose to talk about this? Consider what out culture has become – even in the Olympics, an event dedicated to sports of all kinds (this one happens to be the winter Olympics) the Main Stream Media on almost all levels loves to point out how hot people are. What if we did that in other sports events as well? Maybe in the office, where it has actually become borderline illegal to do so?

Football

“Jackson goes deep to Weatherspoon.. Weatherspoon has the ball! HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY! And look at his ass while he runs – man that is a nice ass!” Just doesn’t work does it?

The Office

“Janet I need you to get these reports done by 4 pm, also that skirt makes your ass look like two puppies fighting under a blanket. I mean I would tear in that ass like a bag of Lays Potato Chips. See you at 4.” Yeah – lawsuit so fast your head would spin, but on television? Naw – its cool.

Olympics

“The USA Women’s Curling team is doing very well this year, which is surprising considering how hot they all are. Did you know that they came out with a Women of Curling calendar with nudes?!?! I always did love Curling!” Really?

1 Response for “Not Your Grandmother’s Figure Skating”

  1. caravaggio says:

    Anna Semen…ovich is the posterchild for a culture gone mad through over-indulgence mixed with amorality.

    Good post.

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