In Hell, also known as Shreveport Lousianna. I spoke with him a bit yesterday and it turns out that he does have computer access only if he feeds and waters the hamsters. What did we discuss? I found this website that I can purchase unique web traffic from. Think about that. I can purchase PEOPLE to my site. If you consider the act of free will, and that slavery was abolished by good ol’ Abe Lincoln here in the states, you might wonder just how does that even occur? One does get to type into a web browser where they intend to web surf, so how is it that they can end up on Blinkinblogs.com (a site that clearly nobody likes, reads, or visits) without even typing that into the browser or being linked to it via a friend, search engine or some other linking site?

Hijackers! The interweb is filled with them! In all seriousness this does seem like how it would get done, and in a way that is true. Have you ever typed in a URL (website for you normies) and not ended up where you thought you were going? Have you ever ended up on some page that said something like “Was this what you were looking for?” and were supplied with a series of links to other sites? Let’s say you were in your car, got on a freeway intent on going to Santa Barbara CA and ended up in Taipai. Basically this is how all of this goes down.

Each and every day thousands of website URLs expire ownership, and out there in the darkness there are a series of companies just waiting to pounce on those URLs. When they get them on the cheap they refit the URL to basically hijack the crap out of any naive web surfer who is out riding the light, and viola, said light surfer ends up looking at Blinkinblogs!

GlazedNConfused are looking at buying 3 million of these unsuspecting web surfers just to see what happens. We’ll keep you posted – of course you may already know waht happened as you did go to some other site and ended up here already. MWAHAHAHAHAHA cough hack wheeeeze.