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RAWR! Apparently Obama is set to create this new position: the Cyber Czar! Not to pick naming conventions too much apart here but THE CYBER CZAR?!!? Just wow. So anywhoo what is this dude allowed to do? Read About it here. That said – this is a picture of a dude that already works as a anti hacker analyst for the government. At first glance his setup looks sweet right? Of course if you look past the myriad of monitors on his socket desk you will note on the floor the several seemingly circa 1902 computers that he is forced to work with. My first suggestion for heightening our “Internet Security” Mr. Obama is to instead of dump a stupid amount of money into companies who have proven that they don’t actually know how to run a business put that cash into buying your Cyber Security Force some computers that don’t require rodent food to operate.
Yes folks – we are this pathetic.
Let’s keep it real… Using the older equipment affords this young DoD worker the ability to leverage our government to allow his weekend LAN party in the office. What? I’m just sayin…
O come on we all know whats going on DoD contractors make a pretty penny. I know this however I cant tell you how I know. That being said all of the money spent on that department is sitting in the parking lot. You know that vintage circa 2008 Lamborghini. At home he has 3 others just like it. Just like this guy //www.break.com/index/amazing-secret-lambo-garage.html