Yesterday I did a little diddy on computer hardware, costs, and the sexual effect it had on Enigma and I (I can’t really confirm his, I was merely jumping to conclusions). So today this website had an ad on Blinkinblogs so I clicked it. I then went to the top of the chain regarding their offerings, here, and selected the creme de la cream (did I spell that correctly?) and ended up with a machine that costs more than most California homes are worth. 

I then started to ponder the machine I had just illustrated and what it might be capable of and concluded that it isn’t worth it. Why? It is a computer, and unless if does one of the following, Sexual favors – make me coffee – whip the pentagon’s computers asses, then it isn’t worth it. That said if I, or Enigma, were bzillionaires we’d buy two, each. Why? Cuz if one breaks I’d want the other as a backup, which would of course have a perfect backup on it of the first machine. Why? Because IF WE WERE RICH we wouldn’t be boring fucks like most rich people.