We keep joking about the coming Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) and how the swine flu could have gotten us a step closer – tragically we were wrong. That said some obviously bereft of intellect type individuals are now working on releasing some flies onto the North American Continent that turn Fire Ants in Zombies. NO SHIT! Always a good idea to add a creature that turns one species into Zombies onto a continent where we live. What is the next logical step:? Some geneticist idiot thinking that he can make those flies more useful. So if you see someone wandering randomly in a parking lot, head hung to the side, eyes devoid of any depth, FUCKING RUN.

I just sneezed while writing this, looked down on my desk, and there sitting just under my chin is a winged ant. The universe hates me.