The Zombie Apocalypse- AKA The Swine Flu

Posted by Thraxxus on Apr 27th, 2009 and filed under Politics. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry from your site

So apparently the Europeans have declared the USA and Mexico as Zombie wastelands. I may be exaggerating just a bit, a wee, a nub, a tid.. whatever. The fact is the European Union (EU) is now looking at us as the starting place for armageddon! That aside, this morning I was listening to good old NPR and they were talking about the Swine Flu, how it spreads, how humans get it, and how deadly it really is.

  1. Swine Flu comes from piggies – duh.
  2. It is akin to the human Influenza, just its for pigs.
  3. Pigs and Humans often share sickness – we also taste alike -weird eh?
  4. You get Swine Flu FROM BEING AROUND PIGS WITH IT. Not from eating pork.
  5. Everyone in the USA that has or had the Swine Flu, got it from a trip to Mexico, or because they were around someone else who had it, who probably just got back from Mexico.
  6. Nobody in the USA has died from it, yet.
  7. Several people in Mexico have died from it.
  8. Loads of people in Mexico still have it (hundreds last I heard).
  9. It doesn’t appear to be contained in Mexico.
  10. Only 20 people in the USA have it or had it and all are contained.

Are we safe? Who knows? Is a Zombie Apocalypse on the way? We can only hope. Is this story being embellished by people wo haven’t actually done any research on it? YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET ASS ON THAT.

7 Responses for “The Zombie Apocalypse- AKA The Swine Flu”

  1. scanjack says:

    Emergency declared in LA I read. Also a report from someone in Mexico listened to the Mexican President giving a speech about it. In the speech he stated that the good news was that they had more than enough medicine to handle the outbreak. However, during the speech rebroadcast that part was cut out. Fear mongering – SOP … Also the numbers are in the hundreds. I’m 90% sure, from everything I’ve listened to and read, that this came from a lab somewhere :(

  2. Thraxxus says:

    Man if you could supply a link to anyone talking about it being lab grown that would be sweet – also wouldn’t surprise me. Supposedly the kids in the USA that got it were NOWHERE NEAR PIGS in Mexico.

  3. Five0ClockCharlie says:

    I think its time to start building that castle complete with bunker huge walls pits full of hungry Parana and some guns and we are on our way to protecting ourselves from the Zombie Apocalypse….. SAVE YOURSELVES …….. O MY GOD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ……………………………

  4. scanjack says:

    Interesting reading from a doctor currently in Mexico.
    http://drtenpenny.com/swine_flu.aspx

  5. Nick says:

    Proof of a possible Mutation:
    1st case “In a Indiana Hospital they received an infected Swine Flu patient, and in a none sense act, he attacked a nurse in a savage way – BBC”

    2nd Case: “In Guadalajara, Mexico, Dr. Eduardo Villagra received a brutal attack by a infected Swine flu patient – MEX”

    “When There’s No More Room In Hell The DEAD Will Walk The Earth”

  6. scanjack says:

    Rather unsettling a 1996 USAF study … from Chapter 5: “… Technology could not solve some old problems, as in 2009, when an influenza pandemic struck in southern China, then rapidly spread worldwide.17 Three hundred-thirty million people were affected and over thirty million died.18 No one ever determined if the virus was a natural mutation or bioengineered.19 Many feared the latter.”

    http://www.fas.org/spp/military/docops/usaf/2025/af/a-f-5.htm

  7. TheChosenOne says:

    i have the perfect survival plan for the apocalypse and i’m only 14!

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