Blinkinblogs would like to officially announce the creation of the Zombie America Political Party, ZAPP for short. We are not terribly thrilled with the Political parties that exist right now as most make next to zero sense – thus we felt it was necessary to create our own party that best wrapped up our beliefs under a singular, mind numbing umbrella. As a prospective member you may want to know what our core party values are, so here they are:

1. Like a Zombie, a stead fast, non wavering belief in freedom. Zombies need to be able to feed whenever and wherever they like, and that requires the freedom to do so.
2. A mindless devotion to honesty. Zombies never lie, and neither should our members.
3. A ravenous thirst for the blood of life – family values! Zombies move in packs, and are more successful as such, and thus believe that a core family is important to the well being of all ZAPP members.
4. ZAPP is totally against corruption in all forms. Zombies cannot be bought off in any fashion – we stick to our primary goal at all times – to feed on the all that life has to offer.
5. Say what you mean. Zombies rarely speak out so when they do it needs to be open, honest, direct, and what is meant to be heard.
6. Solve the problem at hand, not what your constituents want you to do. A Zombie needs to get through a door to feed, break down that door we say! It is the problem.
7. What you do in the privacy of your own house is your business. As long as it hurts nobody it is your business.
8. Freedom of speech – again Zombies don’t talk much thus when we get around to doing it we should be allowed to do so.
9. No taxation without representation! Zombies may not have lots of cash and thus what little we do have we like to know where it is going to use.
10. Equality for all – period. None of this “equality when it serves me best” garbage. Everyone is equal, no matter the situation. Military Draft. College applications. Job and career applications. Salary. Equal.

We will supply updates on the party’s position as often as we have them.

Vive Le ZA! Vive Le ZAPP! When it doubt ZAPP it out!