If this is true, then really, can we believe in anything anymore?

President Obama signed some document stating that there is a national H1N1 (Swine Flu) Epidemic which basically allows the makers of the vaccination to sort of skip some safety measures when churning out the shots. Now on to the bigger wtf moment:

Apparently the President’s daughters won’t be getting the shot. Read that again a few times. The guy that just said it is an EPIDEMIC also took his daughters off the list of people who will get the shot – because they are at risk, from something. This all reminds be of an 80s film called Dragonslayer where this kingdom holds a lottery every year with the names of all non married women thrown in. The name that gets pulled gets turned into Dragon dinner. Best part? The King’s own daughter was never put into the lottery even though the king’s mandate was ALL WOMEN.

Sound Familiar? I hope this isn’t true.