According to Reuters, Osama Bin Laden (his Space Balls name would be something like Osama Been Loaded) spoke out on the USA’s realtionship with Israel. In his 11 minute speach he said lots of fun things about the US government, how the US is a bit too close with Israel, and how, apparently, “The reason for our dispute with you is your support for your ally Israel, occupying our land in Palestine.” Ironically, the US government keeps saying that it doesn’t approve of what Israel is doing – but of course the United States also gives money to Israel every year to the magnitude of billions. At least we are consistent in the message we send out – we don’t like what Israel is doing so much that we pay them.

