I am a huge fan of holy books such as the Bible, Koran and Playboy. Cracked.com did this little bit on some lovely passages in the Bible that tell us of how things used to be. Take a read – the religious experience is breath taking. I would love to sit down with a Bishop and have him explain to me how this was taken entirely out of context. Pay close attention to the “boobies” piece – the vocabulary used there describes a party at the Playboy Mansion perfectly.