If you really believe that the United States of America is above ridiculous levels of parental douchebaggery, well, you are wrong, blind, mis-informed, and just might be the guy the rest of us are scared of.

Examples!!

First we have this idiot who is upset that the guy he sold his 14 year old daughter to didn’t actually pay her off. Apparently she was on some form of lay-away program and he failed on his payments so her father actually wanted the police to help him repo her.

Then we get the Campbells. Two fun loving parents who have major love for the Fuhrer and his cohorts, to such a degree they named their kids after them.

Becoming a parent should require a license.