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Everybody knows that global warming is a scam. It has never been proven and there is nothing going on right now in the world that points to global warming being anything more than a marketing stunt. Sure the largest glacier to break free since 1962 just broke off of Greenland and is now floating its way south into the Atlantic, but really, who are we trying to kid. Blocks of ice 4 times bigger than Manhattan island break off all the time don’t they? Some of the quotes from this article are awesome, and all clearly have nothing to do with global warming either.
- “The freshwater stored in this ice island could keep the Delaware or Hudson rivers flowing for more than two years. It could also keep all U.S. public tap water flowing for 120 days,” Muenchow said.
- “In Nares Strait, the ice island will encounter real islands that are all much smaller in size,” he said.
- Environmentalists say ice melt is being caused by global warming with Arctic temperatures in the 1990s reaching their warmest level of any decade in at least 2,000 years, according to a study published in 2009.
- Current trends could see the Arctic Ocean become ice free in summer months within decades, researchers predict.
Meh – who cares? Polar bears are overrated anyway.
Yes. I resonate with you. Climate change is a hoax perpetuated by those who have a hatred of free enterprise and liberty.
Don’t tread on me… for I will extract as much resources from this planet as I want. Is this not a God-given right? Those who counter this, are they all not a bunch of long-haired, left-wing, pinko Socio-communists? Damn Treehuggers.
I must admit to being impressed with the organizational skills of the enviro-freaks. I mean, where is there a more significant precedence of quiet, efficient comingling amongst disparate specialties, universities and research centers the world over? This is remarkable that the lie of global climate change could be so readily available as to affect those who count tree-rings just as much as those who count ice-shelf rings.
I marvel at the evil omnipotence of isolated, often competitive realms of science banding together to propagate this nasty hoax.
It’s cold as Frost Hell in this office. Bring on the global warming, byotches.
I dare say, Sir… that your implication of global warming has, by far, a more demonic nature than I believe you meant for your impart to carry. One must embrace “Frost Hell” when offered the opportunity to experience it as one is faced with a diminishing number of days with said cold.
Additionally, I’ve attempted to decypher your utility of a word for which I’m unable to employ standard etymological process to discern. Upon leveraging the “Paris Hilton” reference page as an addendum to my Merriam-Webster, I believe I’ve a theory on the cognates used to convey the premise of your offering.
Byotches = a “street-oriented” utterance issued to assert dominance upon a cohort or group of cohorts. According to my reference, an example is presented thusly: “S’up Byotches” Paris stated as she entered the bar.
I do enjoy getting “all jiggy” with language n shiznick.
Dude u mispeled “decipher” in ur coment. lolz! Lern some grammer, k?
And ya about Frost Hell I don’t apresheate being mawked for my beleefs, yo.
oh vey.
clearly, i was simply being “all techno n shit” with my decypher spelling.
beliefs are like assholes… everyone has one – its the one’s with the blown o-ring that need to sit down before it getz dirty in here.
Frost Hell is very real, and I’ll make sure Thor, Odin, Aquaman, and the rest of those guys show you whassup.
ha… enjoyed the theological-to-graphic novel mashup. as well as the implication that you own a bathroom key to mt. olympus.
nicely done, silver-zeus-surfer boy.
I think Air Conditioning has to be one of the biggest offenders…..it’s getting hotter so we use more A/C which causes more energy use which cause more global warming requiring more A/C use which uses more energy which causes more global warming which requires more A/C use……
Plus look at these products: http://www.air-n-water.com/portable-air-conditioners.htm
saw one in a store and a mail order catalog – HOW FRIGGIN RETARDED??? A/C units are not perfect machines – for all the cool air you get blown on you there is heat being ejected from the back of the machine….overall effect is heating of the room … the direct opposite of the goal of the customer. Anything to make a buck….those smart marketing people….
Everyone needs a personal air conditioning system – no wait – people need to run around in bubbles.. like bubble boy. Problem solved.
checked out the mobile air-conditioner. i’m shocked at the marketing spin that remains counter to the laws of physics.
if there is a way to make a buck on something….environment be damned!