For a Limited time only I present to you a deal of a lifetime.
Her name is Shirly and she likes to take long walks in the wallmart. We will start the bidding at $2.

Do I hear $3 ……….. How about $2.50 …………..
But wait there is more…..
We will even throw in a hooker yes I said HOOKER

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A myriad of convulsion starters.