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Sucker Punch – Geek Porn

Posted on 30 July 2010 by Thraxxus

Every so often a Director is given the opportunity to take his teen age boy fantasies and turn them into a film. Well it turns out that Zack Snyder was given this opportunity given his track record for other Geek films that bordered on mental masturbation. Realize I am not complaining and I will see this movie Рeating my popcorn and drinking my soda with one hand because my other will be busy  Рprobably with sign language, but maybe something else. Note how the cast is filled with nothing but unbelievably ugly women Рfor SHAME!

daemonsmovies.com had this to say about the cast: “Zack Snyder is lining up a pretty incredible all female cast which might include Amanda Seyfried (in negotiations for the lead role), Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Evan Rachel Wood, and Emma Stone.”

It will most likely suck even though the film is filled with hot women, katanas, guns, dragons, metal giants, tanks, gangsters and did I mention the hot women? My man thing is showing – sorry.

2 Comments For This Post

  1. ZAMan Says:

    Choose your joke:

    1 – You know what would really get publicity for this film? If some of the cast members leaked nude pictures of themselves to the Internet. Oh, wait….

    2 – I was pretty hyped about this movie until I realized they said “sucker” and not “donkey.”

    3 – Take “Inception.” Add three parts hot chicks. Add five parts exotic action sequences. Strain and remove all brains. Serve.

  2. b63 Says:

    loved it. great movie. the chicks were hot and were great actores. zack did a great job with the moive

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