Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess… Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
…
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting
and dated women half his age and drank beer and whiskey
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.



HA!
good one.
Yes, very dear to my heart.
Well Said.