So there is this article on msnbc.com that talks about this new “documentary” coming out called Paris-Not France which is focussed entirely on rich gutter slut Paris Hilton. Am I being harsh? Nope. Think this through – the only reason that women ever became famous was her parent’s Hotel Empire. That is it. She got a singing career from it. She got a movie career from it. She got a TV series from it. Was she talented in any of them? I argue no – but hey I have terrible taste.

Ironically the best piece of media she ever did is the one that supposedly hurts her the most – and the one she pretended she never knew about when it happened – that of course being her porno.  I love her quotes on the subject:

“It was definitely very painful,” Paris said. “When you trust someone and love someone — for them to do that to you, it’s really hard… It’s something that bothers me everyday.” (MSNBC)

And this one is priceless:

“By putting it in the film, it was really hard for me to have it in there, because it’s something I never discussed,” Paris told Tony. “But I also think it’s a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they’re in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that’s happened to a lot of people… And you never know what they could do with it.”

The wording on this one had me in stitches:

“Well, obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened,” Paris explained. “It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman, and nothing can hurt me at this point.”

Allow me a moment to be classless – what was done to you? What part? The filming? The Sex? the obviously faked moans from you? But of course, you knew nothing of the VIDEO CAMERA PLACED DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE ROOM THAT YOU ACTUALLY TALKED TO AT ONE POINT.

And to answer your question – no I never saw the film.