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Lets be BULLY SMART!!!
Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
with a proper understanding of cultural norms, the potential victim of any bully aggression can be successful in mounting an appropriate defense. human beings are rendered powerless when engaged in an act where one (in this case, involuntary) participant ignores cultural norms and cues. obviously, this is of particular value when one is being targeted by a bully.
1) simply defecate in one’s pants* – utilization of a high-degree of strain shown on one’s face adds points.
2)insert favored hand into the back of underwear (left-hand for lefties and so on)
3) extract bolus of stool (following the principle of economy of force, the total amount of fecal matter is of no real concern as any amount can be utilized with devastating effect)
4) throw stool(s) at bully while utilizing proper pitching mechanics (ref. baseball basics)
in summation, the overall impact of this under-utilized “shock & awe” manuever is quite effective. however, please note that this particular fling-poo defensive method can get one charged with any number of bio-terror crimes.
*it is essential to monitor the amount of fiber in one’s diet and general level of health prior to engaging in this defense.
High marks for Defecation Appreciation! Cheers!
I couldn’t make it past the first minute. The video is terrible. Was the message worthwhile?