Seriously, the women is a Halloween film. You may have heard that she and Michael were never in the same place at the same time and that there was some speculation that they may actually be the same person. They aren’t. Michael was a freak, yes, but he was talented. La Toya is a train wreck. The women has made more attempts at failed businesses than any other “star” in history – like her porn chat!

Apparently La Toya wants to take Simon’s position on American Idol, a show I detest more than athlete’s foot. Simon is apparently all fed up doing the show  - even though it made him more money than god has, he owns it, and frankly he is the show. In all seriousness without that guy’s true, albeit snarky, comments about the “singers” that suck the show is basically just one long karaoke session. I want La Toya to get the job. Her lack luster experience with music (the irony should not escape you given the music dynasty she is related to) will be an added boon to the show. Besides with her on that show we will be reminded weekly of what Michael Jackson looked like before he died.