A man, his wife, and their little daughter go to the circus. The man goes to get some snacks for them and, while he’s gone, an elephant walks by sporting a gigantic boner. The little girl points at it and asks her mom, “Mommy, what’s that?”

The mother, embarrassed, replies “oh…that? That’s the trunk!”
“No, mommy,” insists the little girl, “that thing in the back!”
“Oh, you mean the tail?”
“No, that thing between its legs!”
“Oh,” replies the mother, blushing, “that’s nothing.”

A few minutes later the man returns, and his wife steps away to the restroom. The elephant passes by again, and the daughter points to the elephant’s gigantic organ and asks “Daddy, what’s that?”
“You mean the trunk?”
“No, that thing in the back!”
“You mean the tail?”
“No, that thing between its legs!”
The father looks at the little girl very seriously and says “well, honey, that is called a penis.”

The little girl seems confused. “But when I asked Mommy what it was, she said it was nothing.”

To which the man replied “honey, your mom is spoiled.”