So I am working late, real late, and decided that I needed a new word.

It started with “fucktard”.. a word I am quite fond of…. and sadly did not come up with by myself. The day I first heard the term fucktard I almost peed I was laughing so hard. Everything about it is wrong, and yet it describes some people so perfectly. “Who Ted? Yeah guy is a total Fucktard.”

Then I considered another word I love – douchebag.. so clean, so crisp, says so much. You can use it in various fashions – lately I have debauched it a bit into “Douchebaggery.” Used like “I am really tired of Phil’s general douchebaggery lately.”

I combined these two in some form of slang word atomic ooze vat and viola, my new word was borne… DOUCHETARD. Almost looks french.

I will use it in a sentence -

“This is our technical lead, our web designer, and our designated douchetard, the DDT for short.”

UPDATE: My dear friend sent me this. I suck.