This should be in a a new category called “shit we can’t make up”. If you have never heard of Cat69, well, I dunno.. let’s just say that you should have, regardless of your gender. What is it? Cat69 is this “service” whereby their customers, both men and women, pay them for 3-5 day excursions at either their resort or on one of their catamaran ships whereby they are given complete access to a female of their choice. Think about that for a moment. Queue Jeopardy Music.

That’s right folks, for all intensive purposes said concubine is your to do with as you like for the entire trip. Furthermore both said resort and ship have their own full service plans including 5 star chefs. Supposedly the boat comes with loads of recreation beyond your travelling, ahem, companion. What gets me here is how is this legal? It is prostitution.

It is legal because it is off the coast of United States in the Carribean. Basically a 2 hour flight out of Miami. Eat your heart out Mr. Hefner, someone else has a better business model than you – tragically I don’t own it.