World Cup Futbol »

In the USA we call Futbol soccer – because we named a different sport football – one where only one guy on the field is allowed to kick the ball. Americans have always made sense. The World Cup is here and it is of course a big deal to the entire world – outside the [...]

Nike still has it. »

Basketball – Filler between Football seasons »

Ok – I am watching the Basketball playoffs right now.  Football season is over and I’m not desparate enough to watch baseball.
I was watching the Cleveland series and was surprised how easily they went down when they were supposedly the #1 seed in the league!  I was thinking that they lost because the Celtics had [...]

The NFL is now Broken »

Many believed the invent of free agency destroyed the National Football League years ago as true rivalries died. Why? Apparently if there is a chance that the guys standing across from you might be your teammate the following year then you are less likely to try to kill him this year. Sort of a silly [...]

Curling »

As I may have referenced before some friends of mine and I were watching Curling the other day and were totally fascinated however not one of us had any clue what was going on. Being men we of course had loads of comments regarding the game even when we had no idea what the rules [...]

Not Your Grandmother’s Figure Skating »

The Olympics are here in case you didn’t know. The funny thing I have noticed is how often people are pointing out just how hot everyone is – even the Curling Teams. So we did a quick lookup and found ANNA SEMENOVICH – easily the hottest figure skater to ever walk the ice. Why do [...]

NFC Nightmare »

Am I the only one who was totally grossed out by the NFC championship game?
1) Brett Favre got hit more times than Ali in the Thrilla From Manilla.
2) Minnesota Vikings almost won the game in spite of having something like 8 turnovers.
3) New Orleans Saints, possessing one of the best offenses in the history of the NFL, [...]

The Patriots Lost! »

The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
The Patriots Lost! The Patriots Lost!
LOLLAPALOOZA! God I hate them.

Redskins Funny Spammer Style »

So we got an amusing spam posted this morning on a college football article I posted a couple weeks back.
The Spammer calls herself “Download The Lovely Bones” and this is what she wrote, which I can’t argue against:
“Redskins haven’t looked this bad since Steve Spurrier was the coach. Another well thought out hire by Daniel [...]

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo »

Epictetus, considered the Grand Poobah of the Philosophical Movement called Stoicism which originated in the Hellenistic Era of that great freaking failed social experiment otherwise known as the Roman Empire, once remarked “Control thy passions lest they take vengeance on thee”. This quote is stated, or rather invoked, with full authority as I am [...]

College Football – Shamtastic! »

Die hard college football fans will tell you that college football is more exciting and interesting that pro football. Dynasties in college ball often stay that way, whereas a dynasty team in the NFL can change almost over night due to free agency. What they like to leave out of their raw raw chant is [...]

Grabbing the Poetry of William Blake by the Tail »

Blake (1757-1827) as vehicle for juxtapositional integration within Tiger Wood’s world o’ shame. A not-so-eloquent mash-up of spatial, temporal, and cultural dimensions delivered to you via parsimonious measure:
Tiger, tiger in the night
Ain’t the press a crock of shite
Watch our hydrant! Watch out tree!
Gallant Fairway Warrior bleeding from bended knee
How could thou be so bold
When [...]

I Hate The Patriots »

…. And thus I am thrilled that they got killed by New Orleans. LOL. Did I say it? Yes. LOL. I also think that Tom Brady is one of the most overrated quarterbacks of all time. Now someone please stop saying that The Patriots are America’s Team – We have many teams, it is my [...]

Yep He Says it all »

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A Heartwarming Tale »

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