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CDC Preparedness: Zombie Apocalypse »
Well we here at Blinkinblogs have long been chatting it up about ZA, and now finally it seems our infamous pharma-pimps over at the CDC have awoken to what will surely be the greatest threat to humanity in history – Zombie Apocalypse!
It is a blog and lets face it the emergency preparedness list of supplies [...]
Oil Spill – Mum is the word. »
So a year ago a small oil company called BP had this oil rig in the gulf of Mexico go boom. Several people died. 2.5 million barrels of oil were launched into the Gulf – no biggie. People are still “working” with BP to set things straight. What has happened since then and what is [...]
A Bit on Zombie People »
This morning my father was telling me about having discussions with his brother about the general feel of people you get when interacting with them in public in California – LA to be specific. My uncle has lived in LA, in the same neighborhood, his entire life, all 65 years of it, so chances are [...]
Pets »
Friday my dog died, he was a Jack Russel Terrier. I can honestly say that he was easily the smartest dog I have ever known. No joke. The dog was creepy smart. He would study you. He would study everyone. People would come to my house and be unnerved by my dog studying them. He [...]
We Heart Kenfu »
Kenfu is a regular here on Blinkinblogs. He has written some stories (is sort of our Sports commentator) and frequently comments on others’ articles with a flair for flippantly snarky – we love that here. What you don’t know is that Kenfu is in Japan and has been for quite some time. We heard from Kenfu just after [...]
Your Kid? He is Wuss. »
I have often giggled at my pondering of my childhood having zero idea how I lived through it. My friends and I often tried to kill each other, all in the name of fun. We’d make up games that involved hurting other kids, but never really said the fact out loud. My friend Doug and [...]
We have No Tomato for You! »
Given that everybody knows that global warming is a farce made up by a super secret society of godrillionaire interlopers who want nothing more than to scare the bejeezus out of all non godrillionaire interlopers it can be said that recent weather events around the world are all just totally random and based on bad [...]
The World Comes Full circle »
It should be known that in the animal kingdom (a term that has always interested me) animals kill each other daily – in some instances members of the same species do each other in for reasons that to humans may seem silly – granted we are animals and kill each other for reasons even more [...]
Atheism! »
I personally think that Atheism is sort of a silly concept as the core of the belief is that there is no power of any kind behind any of what is going on – thus the universe has just gone on forever – nothing made it – it has just always been here. This, to [...]
“WWJD?” (What Would Jenny Do?) »
“I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it’s their f___ing fault that the diseases are coming back. They’re making a product that’s s___. If you give us a [...]
Die-offs… The End is Nigh »
A floating skein of BB authors were recently sighted citing the recent spate of animal die-offs. So here is my damn post.
Here’s a list of the current primary recorded cases . Yea! There is now a Google Map. Here is a more responsible account of recent deaths (from National Geographic).
It is my understanding [...]
Something Creepy is Afoot in Arkansas »
A few days ago some birds, lots and lots of them, 4000 is the guess, just fell out of the sky dead in Arkansas. At least it wasn’t poison.
Today some 100,000 fish showed up dead in a river in Arkansas.
Now I am not one to draw a pattern normally but two major events of wildlife [...]
Conspiracy Theories are all crap right? Crazies RIGHT? »
I enjoyed this little write up by the dudes over at www.newworldorderreport.com. I especially love the name of their website which can only be taken seriously – I mean if you want people to know what you are about just put it out there right? All kidding aside what I enjoyed about the article is [...]
Stupidity Reigns Supreme »
Over the years I have heard of many stupid lawsuits levied against corporations. Don’t get me wrong, I see many corporate giants as being completely evil – not all – but many and thus my following comments are not to be taken that I am defending the corporations at all – in fact if I [...]
Global Warming is a Farce »
We all know about the concept of Global Warming – I mean how can we not right? It is everywhere afterall. Al Gore made Billions on the idea – sure he was spreading a message that he said he thought was important – but he did also pocket somewhere in the billions of dollars on [...]