Safe, The Raven, and Comic-Con: The Documentary »

This weekend brought four wide releases, the most we have seen in some time!  It is the LAST WEEKEND before official beginning of the SUMMER MOVIE SEASON. Yes, the arrival of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes will usher in the popcorn eatin’, ray gun blastin’, all-in-all good time at the movie season.  For this weekend, we have [...]

Rhino and Catfish Review The Stooges and The Raid »

Usually, I would subjugate the Catfish to the second review, keeping top billing as the Blog is my namesake.  But this guy has been riding my ass all day….I’m checking the site….I’m checking the site!  CATFISH, you get the first run review today, my friend!!  Without further delay, the Catfish reviews…
THE THREE STOOGES
The Three Stooges [...]

Weekend Reviews: Cabin in the Woods and Lockout »

So the results are in…The Hunger Games have taken the weekend…again, banging out $21.5 million!!!  This is the first flick to roll four weeks in a row since Avatar did it in January of 2010.  The movie sits at 22nd all-time on the domestic box-office already and it is only four weeks in!
The Stooges, as [...]

A Couple of Flicks: American Reunion, Wrath of the Titans, Mirror Mirror, Titanic, Casa De Mi Padre »

I have seen a couple of flicks over the last few weeks and I just haven’t had a lot of computer time to share my thoughts.  Well folks, I give you a few minutes of my evening to get some (very) brief thoughts down on these flicks.
American Reunion – 2 of 5 Horns
I am a [...]

Beer garden, sauces, and rejection »

I’m not associated with Cat & Dave Bar anymore, the ex of the owner came back and was putting money into the bar and grumbling in Thai and giving me cold stares so I left it to him. I had nearly nothing invested, lived there two months and was fed well, had a pool table, [...]

Who’s Hungry? The Reel Rhino HUNGER GAMES Review »

So until today, I have resisted this Hunger Games thing.  Everybody has been raving about the books….you’ve got to read them, they say!  I have resisted fearing that we had on our hands, the likes of the second coming of the Twilight Saga.  I was wrong.

I was tempted to get into the books before this [...]

John Carter, Thin Ice, 21 Jump Street, Friends With Kids »

I continue to face challenges with my health, but I have many people in my world who give me strength and for that I am thankful!  I live out loud and although I will likely eventually share everything via the Reel Rhino, for now, just know that I’m not super duper, but I persist.
For you, [...]

Desperate Plea: Give A THOUSAND WORDS a Chance »

The past few weeks have been tough.  I have been experiencing some medical issues that have really kept me from the keyboard.  I can’t even apologize for my absence, because it truly has been that rough a go.
The upside is that with everything going on, I have been able to see some flicks…some posts I [...]

Life. »

So this is few months late…
A few months ago on December 16th I died, twice that I know of. On the 15th I was not feeling well, puked a couple times at work, finished what I needed to so my team had what they needed to move forward on their development projects, and went home [...]

Goon, Gone, and Project X »

A few quick flicks…I found it interesting that as my week went on, it was swapping an O for an E that got me from Goon to Gone…
GOON
Yes, Seann William Scott has two n’s in his name AND he has seemingly forsaken Kevin Smith.  Yes, he passed on Smith’s Hit Somebody in lieu of doing [...]

Game on… »

I can’t wait for the October surprise…

Post Oscars Refraction: A Smattering of Films »

I have been watching movies, I promise!  I actually survived a medical scare last week and spent a few days laid up in bed.  I used my time in bed and my recovery soon after to catch up on much of what I haven’t seen from recent months.

I will say that Time Warner On-Demand has [...]

3rd Annual Reel Rhino OSCAR POOL – Come Get Some! »

3rd Annual REEL RHINO Oscar Pool – JOIN IN THE FUN!!!

Folks, last year was a BEAR tracking in Excel all of the submissions to the Oscar pool.  Well track no more Reel Rhino, for I have found a trusted and reliable website that runs it for FREE!
Much like the Fantasy leagues have their sites in [...]

The Kid in the Helmet Gets Old With Jay and Silent Bob »

I promise you…I’ve not gotten lazy, just busy.  I must turn to THE KID IN THE HELMET, my trusted compatriot to pick up some slack for me.  I have seen Safe House (4 of 5 Horns) and I felt compelled to go and see the 3-D Phantom Men-ASS…yes, you can infer from that terrible joke, [...]

Chronicle and The Big Year on VOD »

CHRONICLE: 3 of 5 Horns
I went to see Chronicle with the highest of hopes.  Having such high expectations is a bit dangerous for me, and I feel in this instance, like so many times before, I was let down.
I didn’t hate this movie…I liked it, but didn’t love it.
What I did like a great deal [...]