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Top Gear – Simply The Best

If you do not watch Top Gear then you are missing out on quite possibly the best show on Television. Bold Statement? Yes, yes it is. Let your eyes judge for you.

Think outside the Box

Indeed all of reality can be deduced through mathematics. More fascinating is the ability to transcribe an action through the clarifying lens of an algorithm used for replication. In the case of the movie, The Box (written and directed by Richard Kelly of Donnie Darko fame), the math becomes clearer if pondered from the [...]

PERFECT Product.

I have no words beyond, bravo. Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Football or Baseball – George Carlin

Love this piece. In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches [...]

BREAKING NEWS

Lego Star Wars Awesomeness

Bovine Growth Hormone?

Interesting picture found during some research on a completely unrelated topic. Paris Hilton. Somehow she is now being tagged with keywords, such as; agribusiness and bovine growth hormone. Maybe I’m misssing something pertinent here? The Picture Post Commentary preserved for your reading pleasure: “I wouldn’t get withing 100ft of this chick without a [...]

Parent Joke

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden. I could tell from hiscollar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he thenfollowed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up [...]

Worlds Greatest Movie

New Email Fishing

The following was sent to a dear friend of mine – supposedly from his mother. I have changed her name to protect the innocent, but realize it was signed by her full name. ———- Forwarded message ———- From: MOMMY <> Date: Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:23 AM Subject: Help!!! To: This had to come in a hurry and it has left [...]

Amen

Facebook perfection.

For FiveOClockCharlie – Brak

Everyone has a friend that tells a story like this:

Im a Freaking Banana

Supreme Commander 2

If you have a good computer, gamer quality, and you don’t buy this game then you need to be smothered with a pot bellied pig. Supreme Commander was amazing, and this makes that look terrible. Realize that this is IN GAME GRAPHICS. Star Craft who? Blizzard what? Sheah whatever.

A Bar in Kentucky

A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Ontario, Canada.” The bartender says, “What do you do in Ontario,Canada?” The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender says, “A [...]

Ponies doing show tunes WHY GOD WHY

Just wanted to share this awful thing with the world I hope you enjoy it.

Tim Minchin – Intellectual Humor

I only recently heard of this guy and I am already a huge fan. He strikes a chord with my beliefs, can convey them in a fun light, and does both of those with comical music. Fantastic. AND

Big Bang Theory

At its finest. WHEATON!!!!!!!!!!!

My New Favorite Read

E-mails from an Asshole. AWESOME.

World of Warcraft Really is WoW Sometimes.

I have no comment.

Snow Laws

Apparently there is a law in NY City that 4 hours after the snow has stopped falling that you must have your sidewalk clear of snow else you are fined $150 bucks – best part is that the Garbage Men of the city are the ones that are empowered to issue those tickets. I am [...]

Supposedly Great

This lady is apparently semi-well known on youtube for being about as direct as you can stand it. Enjoy.

The Wild Hunt

Anti LARP Film!

Beaker Explains the Interweb

Paper Boy

If you are a geezer like me then you remember the video game Paper Boy.

Pitbull with Lipstick Part Deux

Sarah. A most favorite target to continually amuse myself with – especially in honor of a snowy Friday afternoon. My dearest Sarah. In a recent story, a reporter acquired thousands of internal emails from the State of Alaska showing email accounts shared by Sarah and her “first dude” Todd. Unfortunately, the reporter found [...]

Starbuck’s Rap

Well done – and she’s cute.

Avatar

So I took a rare Monday off and spent it at the movies on a date with my wife.  We selected the movie “Avatar” primarily because for over the last month I’d read volumes about its making as well as the varied offered critiques and interpretations. One of the most prevalent interpretations was that we, [...]

How to Report the News

This is AWESOME.

La Toya Jackson Scares Me

Seriously, the women is a Halloween film. You may have heard that she and Michael were never in the same place at the same time and that there was some speculation that they may actually be the same person. They aren’t. Michael was a freak, yes, but he was talented. La Toya is a train [...]

The Ultimate Answer

I despise what I call leader statements. What is a leader statement? I define a leader statement as one that requires the listener to respond or inquire for more information. Basically it is a setup statement made by a person who wants the listener to need to know more, and thus they are required to [...]

Orange Because its better than Green

Paintball Pop art

This is what happens when you have a group of people who have way to much time. One should ask themselves why did they not shoot each other with those costly paintballs? The Video The making

Ode to the new year

may we all end up like them.

I want Rush Limbaugh to Live.

Apparently he is in the hospital – Something about chest pains – aka potential heart attack. I don’t want him to ever return to the radio, or any other public view for that matter, but hey, let the guy live. Maybe he will be proven wrong on everything – that will make me happy.

Nothing says happy holidays like a lil ring a ding dinging

Improve Everywhere

2009 wrapped up

Anthony Bourdain’s Blog

People wonder why I enjoy reading or hearing the dude talk. This blog post of his is a perfect example. He calls it how he sees it, and I have nothing but respect for that. Follow the link, and read the blog entry with a nice warm cup of cocoa.

I think your mom is santa

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Parody work in progress – New lyrics for the 1833 song: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Link to song music, and lyrics I have been using.) God rest ye merry, congressmen Let no Page go unplayed Remember, the Proles your saviour Are born everyday To save you all from Bank Failures and stocks gone astray O tidings of silver and gold Silver and Gold O [...]

For our Spammers – 3

If you are a frequent flier of Blinkinblogs then in the past you may have happened upon our semi annual post for our Spammers. There are loads of people on the web who are hired to make links back to other sites and get paid on the conversion of those clicks. Our Spam Filter catches [...]

Lets be BULLY SMART!!!

Zombie Apocalyse – Alive and Well

According to MSNBC.COM  the ZA is alive and well… digitally speaking. So if you see someone walking your way, head in their digital device, they could be a zombie. I am just saying.

M&M Battle

From Craiglist. Great Game btw. “Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and [...]

Robot Chicken Does It Again

You know all those video games you loved to play and hate all at the same time? Robot Chick sure does. Watch the videos – I was a big fan of the Space Invaders one.

Simply Stated WTF?

WTF?  Why?

Jiggly Puff is the Devil

Simply Amazing that a cartoon A CARTOON IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.. Yea well so is my size 12 boot in your ass.

Boondock Saints – 2!

Get to watch the new one this week. This is the courtroom scene from the first. Enjoy.

Zombie Apocalypse Marches on!

Having grown tired of trying to provide links and information to wake people up to various facts, such as CO2 is NOT a toxic Green House gas (you know you exhale it when you breathe out and the trees and plant life consume it and give off oxygen), I thought I would provide another update [...]

Calling out Caravaggio

On my morning jaunt to work in my Honda Civic Si, a sports car I purchased to drive quickly in but never seem to get to due to those pesky traffic laws, I was listening to NPR and one piece in particular piqued my interest. The bit was called “Celebrities Acting Badly” – a title [...]

Twilight In a Nut Shell

Comcast Buys 51% Stake in NBC Universal for $6.5 Billion Cash

So Some rich bastard company bought out another one big freakin’ deal.  However I was sitting here thinking If I asked for the 6.5 billion dollars in $1 dollar bills how much space would that take up. The initial idea was to turn the office space in front of me into a swimming tank full [...]

Gran Torino

Last night I had the pleasure of watching Gran Torino. At first glance this movie appears to be a rather standard issue Clint Eastwood piece filled with snapped quips and just as much gunfire, and in many ways it is, but it is the subtle clips that give it life beyond a typical Eastwood shoot [...]

Happy Turkey Day

Bohemian Rhapsody

Muppet Style.

Old School NES Punch Out.

My Favorite Phineas and Ferb Song.

Baljeet goes off. Just give me a grade. The Lyrics: Baljeet: Pardon me! I want to try something! Oh yeah! I have got something to say! I have been burned by vague lesson plans and a free-floating curriculum! I like my rules, baby, etched in stone, ’cause you know I am going to stick to them! Baljeet and Phineas: Can I get [...]

Star Wars Rap

My thoughts on The Twilight Movies

Delving into the bowels of Social Norm paralysis

Preface: For those of you with whom are easily made to feel uncomfortable about delicate subjects focused upon an individual’s behavior in comparison with that of the tribe, please withhold your venomous-filled retorts as this is only an observation (Note to the “Softees”: Rest assured, I can still hear your little heart go peep-peep in [...]

Going on Vacation?

I suggest Dagobah.

Yep He Says it all

See more funny videos and Technology Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Modern Warfare 2 Viral Video

Love the interweb!

Phineas and Ferb – Information

It isn’t that I have an unhealthy obsession or anything regarding Phineas and Ferb – I don’t own any T-Shirts or anything (hint hint) – however I do find it to be quite possibly the most entertaining thing on television right now in the realm of make believe entertainment. In the past I have post [...]

Kick Ass

Kick-Ass Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Clash of the Titans 2010

As remakes go this one might be worth a look. I liked the original but it was sort of campy too.

Inoperable

Tough word to hear. Watch this video - very disturbing interview with CLU GULAGER. NSFW.

Funniest Video I have seen in years.

No comment.

Conspiracy Revealed!

A REAL CLIP. Watch in horror.

Dirty Laundry

Frankly, we need some of this.

Another Video Game to Movie Adaptation

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Looks cool – sorta. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Robotech Live Action Requirements

The Robotech Live Action film had better honor action sequences like these else it will be a massive fail. Besides, Max Sterling was a god and proof that dorks rule.

More Spammer Hilarity

Our recent comment based spammers originate mostly from Russia. What gets me are the messages they leave – either they are trying to fake out our spam blocker or they have the worst English translation software in existence. So… Post: The Onion Strikes Again! From :Lomadottgak Message: I think its a spacious commission & it certainly resolve pass uncountable [...]

The Onion Strikes Again!

The Onion really does need its own real television station. This made me die lolling. How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

So Thats How He Did It!!!!

Worth the Wait.

Worth the way. Movie took 12 years to complete. Check out the 10 minute trailer!

Google The Cliffnotes

Some Wisdom from Hackers

“FYI, alright man, you can sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing and…and your name goes through like seventeen computers a day. 1984, yeah right man, that’s a typo. Orwell’s here and now, he’s living large. We have no names, man, no names. We are nameless.” – CEREAL

A Little Ginsberg

From Howl. “I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking [...]

My Nemesis

I believe I posted one of these before, however they are a pair, two sides to a conversation if you will. The first one is catchy, and warning, will get stuck in your head. The second has very clever wording that admire. So first we Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s song. Then we have Perry the Platypus’ Song – and since [...]

Mise well give every jerk with a store a camera and shotty visuals

Little People REALLY BIG world!!!

While reading through my RSS feeder this morning I ran across a very interesting set of photos. You can view the blog here. Close up Shot The real size

Joke from a Friend

Thanks to HarleyGirl for this. A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. ‘Nice bike,’ the cop said. ‘Did Santa bring it to you?’ ‘Yes Sir,’ the little girl said, ‘he sure did!’ The cop looked the bike over and handed [...]

News 9 Auto Tune

See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

England’s X Factor

In England – this is good.

More Phineas and Ferb

Mummy Song.

Cartoon Creative Songs

Sponge Bob Final Countdown Phineas and Ferb Beach Song – Reminds me of that Rapper Snow something..

And now for something completely different

Office Workers’ Awesome Backstreet Boys Lipdub – Watch more Funny Videos

The Dispen.. Expend.. whatever…

The Expendables. Stallone is proof that Human Growth Hormones work. Dude looks like he cut off 20 years from his age. Man if I only had an extra $10k to spend per month.

My Nemesis – Phineas and Ferb

Have I mentioned my adoration for Phineas and Ferb?

Continental Conspiracy!

We here at Blinkinblogs have made a rather alarming discovery that we are breaking to the world today. Know this – you will have never heard this before as it is in fact a breaking story that only Blinkinblogs has! Did I mention that it was a breaking story? Consider the Continents: Africa, Asia, Americas (North [...]

Hardcore Mario 2.0

This shit is massively hard and toad gets it big. See more funny videos and Technology Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Saturday Night Live Sucks

Here is a recent clip of SNL making fun of President Obama. Note how much the actor neither looks like, sounds like, or possesses a single visual gesture that Obama actually has. Now look at this clip from old SNL. And this one.

Now this is a real man

When a man who is old and frail pulls a sword out of his cane you best be paying for your coffee asshole! Hats off to this man. Read Full Article

Things you just cant make up ID #10T

A Nodd to a Friend

My Friend runs this blog which you may find entertaining. He just started it but I figured I’d link to it as it has some amusement to it. The gist is a column like Dear Abby where you can send in a problem and a Dungeons and Dragons based monster answers your problem from its [...]

FUNGUS FRIDAY!

Enjoy.

Butt Prints

I work in an office building and thus I am forced to share a public restroom with cohabitants of said office building. I have never been a big fan of public restrooms, and really beyond the occasional rapist or someone looking to hook up, who does? What has always irritated me about public restrooms is [...]

Real Fake Commercial Taglines

Have you ever wondered what commericals would be like for negative things in a positive way, or if commercials were at least honest? like.. diabetics..a candy commercial “You know that every bite could kill you.. but it hurts so good..” Here are some that we came up with. Thanks to ZA-Man and GlazedNConfused for some of these. “Crabs…yeah like [...]

The 5th Element

A movie I never tire of. Oddly enough I hated it the first time I saw it, now if I am flipping channels and I come across it I find that I always watch it. Enjoy the clip.