Like everyone else with a mute button and/or a DVR, I avoid TV commercials at all costs. Generally, after all these years they continue to suckle at the teat of Pandering and Tedium. However, I admire creative advertising – even if I cannot relate. Case in point, this Burger King web campaign. Ditch your Facebook friends for a Whopper? Make it a 6-Dollar Burger and they are gonzo.

Burger King has a recent history of creative campaigns: the Xbox video games, the chicken slave, and the resurrection of the King in creepy stalker form.