About

It the most basic of terms, and simplest choice of vocabulary, BlinkinBlogs is an anti-blog blog whereby the writers are all professionals who, through their various ways of travel throughout the known universe, have converged to share their obviously insane minds with a bunch of other people with like motive. Without further ado – the staff:

Kenfu

Half Ninja – Half Insane Lions Fan.  Our resident sports expert who’s favorite writers include Jason Whitlock, Peter King and Bill Simmons.  Kenfu actually provides good information on any sports subject as long as he stays away from his Detroit Lions bias (says the Lions will go to the Super Bowl every year – we know, delusional).  Doesn’t believe in retreating! Kenfu’s friends regard him as the proverbial freak of nature, always doing the exact opposite of what is logical and yet almost always coming out on top. Sure his mindless banter may not seem to be Ninja-to sharp but in random moments of thought Kenfu can be more verbally dangerous than 3 Ninjas Kick Back – terrible movie.

Reel Rhino

Is a large man who likes the movies. A lot. He enjoys sharing his movie experiences with others. He has endured over 1000 in theater films (do the math on the ticket prices alone folks) so that he may bring to you the best critiquing your simple mind can handle. Perhaps he should seek help? Nah…he’ll catch a flick instead. Face it, the more movies this crazy Rhino watches the better off we all are – because we don’t have to. For that we raise our horns to him (because frankly that is all he understands).

If it hurts, if it’s hard, if it takes a long time to do it and do it right, doesn’t that make it that much better? We think so.

Thraxxus

Omnipotent. Ubiquitous. Intelligent. Entertaining. Interesting. Awe inspiring. Force of Nature. None of these terms apply to Thraxxus whatsoever, actually we can’t really think of any cool sounding words that do. Thraxxus is a burnt out, brain dead, mindless, cantankerous old man who relishes in his own hatred filled bial. He has been involved in more failed efforts than the United States Government. A college graduate who proved that a college degree gets you no where, Thraxxus barely possesses the ability to convey a simple thought in a cohesive manner. In fact, this piece was written by a trained circus chimp named Bobo on behalf of Thraxxus. If not for a water tight set of legal documentation the other authors for Blinkinblogs would have removed his sorry, ill begotten, over bloated ass from the site years ago. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, don’t – the dude is useless – you have a better shot of finding the A-Team and getting them to help you.

ScanJack

Some say he came into being following an off node download from The Well, while others insist he was most certainly spawned from an unholy union of Seth.

Trained in electronics engineering, he naturally spent time working as a Marine Electrician and Plumber, when not working as an engineering technician for humanitarian defense contractors. After spending severals years running an international hacking community, where he helped oversee the construction of sandboxes for the script kiddies, he has moved on to the puzzling question of why his years of close combat martial arts training won’t keep the bunnies out of the f’ing flower beds. When not at the ER or ICU with one of his sons, Scanjack has been know to spend time fragging the news feeds to decipher the disinformation of the interwebs.