Posted on 30 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
Posted on 30 August 2011 by Thraxxus
I am president of a stock club – in effect that means that I make sure that the flow of conversation doesn’t stay too long on a single topic in our club meetings. Beyond that I really don’t possess any powers to speak of, sort of like the President of the United States. Once per month our stock club meets, in private in the woods under torch light wearing nothing but dark cloaks, to discuss our collective portfolio. The typical meeting starts with our Secretary of the Treasury telling us how badly we did over the last month – I like to blame capitalism for this but I really don’t have a leg to stand on. Then we go on to talk about the overall state of the economy holistically as well as any other news that we feel might be useful to the club. Exciting stuff right? I know.
This last month was a bit of a nail biter as we didn’t really make any choices – I don’t mean this in a bad way. The one thing that we collectively agreed upon is that the stock market, and investing in general, is so far out of whack that nobody can really appear to make any conclusions on anything. In effect the present stock market investor is totally emotional and bordering on completely irrational and thus trying to make a logical decision on anything is basically impossible. Let me shoot you an example:
For Motor company is the only American Car Company that didn’t NEED to be saved by the USA people and government. They have actually been showing a profit. They have the most successfully sold 1 ton pickup in the world – the F150. They are launching a new line of Ford Focus cars, six to be precise, that allow Ford to sell the exact same car with different packages in the cheapest way possible. They just signed a deal with Toyota Motors to work together to design the future of energy efficient cars. In summation, Ford is F’n around. These guys are serious about getting stuff done. Stock valued by many to be at the least, $23 US. Present Ford Motors stock price on Wallstreet? $10.75. WHAT WHAT?!?! Wait for it… WHAT? How does that make any sense? According to basically anyone that knows anything about stocks, Ford Motors is presently being traded for less than half its actual worth – and nobody is buying it.
Why say this? Let me illuminate you to another one letter stock Z – also known as Zillow. What does Zillow do? Zillow has a website that allows people to search for properties for sale in the USA. They can’t actually buy them online, but they can look for them. The funny part is that the Zillow website isn’t even complete. I tried it, half the time the search breaks, shows data without being filtered, etc. Zillow, as a company, doesn’t actually make any money yet. Rumor has it they don’t even have their own data – they just scrape data from other data sources in real time, like Google. So a company that has no real income and a broken website that dishes out data that the company doesn’t even own is worth what? $36.11. Wait for it… WHAT?!?!
Nothing makes sense any more. Up is down. Left is right. Cats and dogs are living together. I still think the real money to be made is in buying foreclosures and renting them out. At least then you get cash every month – of course I am not so sure that my investment group will go for it.
Posted on 26 August 2011 by Thraxxus
I am a big proponent of reality television, and I don’t mean that crap genre that idiots refer to when pointing a camera at just any inbred hill billy. I am referring to anything that is either a documentary or is at the least based on reality – as in something important that really occurred. Recently I have been watching Tom Hanks’ and Steven Spielberg’s Pacific and it, much like Band of Brothers, is epic. Band of Brothers covers the World War II European Theater, focusing entirely on what the 101st Airborne did there. Pacific covers the same time period but takes place in the Pacific theater of war against the Japanese.
To watch Pacific one must first ready themselves for a reality that they may not normally stomach – war. Band of Brothers was amazing because of its depiction of war – realism as close as Spielburg could get it without being completely disturbing. Pacific does the exact same thing to a point that makes the viewer slightly uncomfortable – and they should be. Too often in film we depict war as this glorious thing where great people do great things – where the good guys storm in at the last moment to save the day. The reality is that there aren’t really good guys or bad guys, as that is all from a certain point of view, but rather two groups of people whose communication has broken down so badly that they felt the need to kill each other. World War II was that – but alas, this is not a history lesson.
If you feel that you can stomach reality, in the best way that Hollywood can offer it, get Pacific – Netflix has it. Not only does it cover the battles of the Pacific but it also goes over what people who lived through those battles battled in their out of combat lives. For instance one of the main characters falls in love, in his off hours, with a Greek woman who dismisses him from her life because she is too afraid that he will be dead soon. Those are the little things that most war films dismiss – war causes havoc in so many way.
I enjoy reality and Pacific delivers that.
Posted on 22 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
My power is back and so am I! I didn’t have a chance to see Conan this weekend, but I fear that the critics and the audiences have spoken. What a bizarre weekend at the box office…
1 The Help $20,018,659
2 Rise of the Planet of the Apes $16,119,502
3 Spy Kids: All the Time in the World $11,644,672
4 Conan the Barbarian $10,021,015
5 The Smurfs $7,802,377
6 Fright Night $7,714,388
7 Final Destination 5 $7,703,466
8 30 Minutes or Less $6,402,602
9 One Day $5,079,566
10 Crazy, Stupid, Love. $4,797,364
11 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 $4,511,411
12 Cowboys & Aliens $4,215,780
The Help managed to make the coveted move from #2 to #1, swapping spots with Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and much deservedly, I may add. But Apes is still on a great run…I mean two weeks at #1 and now the third week in release at #2. Granted, Smurfs held off the Apes overseas, I think we can safely say that the success of Cesaer and Co. will lead to a greenlit sequel for that franchise.
Of the two re-envisionings, Conan was the winner by position, but with a $90 million budget, versus the more manageable budget of Fright Night at $30 million, the financial winner was Fright Night. Granted I haven’t seen Conan as of yet, RT has it sitting at 24% and Fright Night at 74%. Hopefully word of mouth will get out on Fight Night, for it is actually a pretty good time….
Colin Farrell is usually hit or miss for me, and this is a hit in his role as the swarmy and deadly vampire, Jerry. For other Farrell hits, check out Tigerland, In Bruges, and The Way Back.
Anton Yelchin is someone that at this point, I think I would watch in anything. From his great turn in JJ Abrams Star Trek reboot to Defiance to Charlie Bartlett…this cat’s got range. His leading man effort her as Charley Brewster is no different…he just has charisma.
Toni Collette is great as Charley’s mom, Jane and Imogene Poots is both cute and effective as the damsel in distress Amy, to Yelchin’s Charley.
There are some similarities to the original, but has originality in both story and in visual appeal. Missing is some of the campiness of the original, but a well developed story is the result, so fat and happy, am I.
That well developed story is attributed to Marti Noxon, whose most recent credit otherwise is I Am Number Four. This is a more sold effort and the direction here was also well handled, by Craig Gillespie, the man behind Lars and the Real Girl, but also Mr. Woodcock.
Oh yeah…McLovin’ alert, McLovin’ alert. Christopher Mintz-Plasse is in the house and yet again, I find him completely enjoyable (see also: Role Models). I would even argue that he is stunningly leading-man handsome in some of his later scenes in the flick.
Finally, the character of Peter Vincent is pure gold. Culled from the 1985 film, the casting is great and some of the funnier moments come with him on screen. Quite a change from the role first portrayed by Roddy McDowell.
I say ‘funnier’, but again, much of the camp is gone with laughs found here in the firm of throwaway one-liners here and there in a very well composed screenplay with a tone I had hoped Disblo Cody would have given us with Jennifer’s Body.
The last 15 minute of the movie are brilliant. Something of a mix between Ghostbusters and a less terrible Van Helsing.
Again, 4.5 Horns for this wholly enjoyable entry into the horror genre.
Final Destination 5
Timing is everything, and while I may have rather caught Conan, I was drawn into this due to the fact that it was starting and it was short.
Now I hadn’t seen the fourth in the series, and I actually had wanted to, with #4 having been the first in the series in 3-D. I have a vague interest in the torture-porn genre and was similarily interested when Saw gave us their first 3-D offering.
Let me sum up this film for you….
One of the cast has a vision of a disaster, this time, it’s a bridge collapse.
He quickly realizes that his vision is about to come true.
He warns everyone, a few people survive the disaster.
They start dying
Tony Todd is seen here or there, perhaps at some times, offering insight to the plight of the survivors.
The dwindling survivors hatch a scheme to further cheat death.A twist ending gives death the upper hand.
Now perhaps this is an over-simplified version of this screenplay, but it is pretty accurate.
The last 10 minutes of the film were by far the best, and that does include the four minutes or so of the death compilation, a compendium of all the kills in the history of the series. I did mention a twist ending and for all the bad, it was an enjoyable little wrinkle that I actually did enjoy.
Final Destination 5 gets a 1.5 of 5 Horn rating from the Reel Rhino. The kill scenes were mediocre and from what I hear, a vast improvement over part 4, so perhaps I was spared in missing it after all.
The best part of this movie was the freaky 3-D holographic poster stand-up that graced the theater lobby!
That’s all for now.
A final question before I bid you adieu….
Will Shark Night 3-D capture the enjoyable campiness that last year’s Pirahna 3-D managed to spin up? Time will tell as Sept 2nd is rolling up quickly.
Until later, take care.
Posted on 19 August 2011 by Thraxxus
It has been mentioned before on Blinkinblogs some of the odd fascinations of the Japanese culture – a culture I actually admire for many aspects. The weirdest fascination for me is how women are viewed in Japanese media – creepy school girls. (I expect Kenfu to say something about this article as he actually lives there.) My sister, about a year ago, went to Tokyo and got to experience some of the odd aspects of the female side of the Japanese culture in media and got a we bit freaked out. In effect here is what has happened:
What’s the point Thraxxus? Its hot bro!!! Not really. Fetish outfits aside for a moment ( I know right?), the media there now protrays women as not people, but walking sex machines based around the idea of obediance. No clue why. So Kotaku (cool site btw for gaming) just did a post that pointed this out in glorious fashion. I have supplied you with some video here for the game mentioned in that Kotaku piece: Senran Kagura. Note the over use of ginormous boobage.
Kenfu – let us know buddy.
Posted on 17 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
I ended up sending roving reporter, Dani California, into the fray to see The Help. While my intentions were to get her review posted over the weekend, well, you know what they say about the best intentions being fraught with disappointment.
The Reel Rhiness herself is planning a post as well, discussing the differences between the book and big screen versions of The Help, but with the school year in full swing, that post may be delayed a few days. She is also trying to recover emotionally from the roller coaster of highs and lows that this film provided. I agree with that…and there’s nothing worse than seeing a big man sobbing into his popcorn.
It has rocketed triumphantly into my top 5 of the year thus far, and this is really one of the few times that I unequivocally put a film into the mandatory viewing category. One of the powers of film is the ability to learn from the mistakes of our past. Such an opportunity exists here, providing biting insight to the hardships faced by African Americans in the racially divided south during one of the most hateful times in World history.
Mistakes…such an understatement for the topic at hand. This movie demonstrates, albeit it watered down a bit for the masses, the brutality and hate of the era. But really, the brutality demonstrated here is not so much about muscle, as it was the complete demoralization of a group of people.
As we celebrate the recent passing of the law allowing same sex marriages in the State of New York, it brings to mind that while we have made great strides for the equality of all people in America, we still have some tough roads to travel.
Think of how many times in a day you hear something spoken, something posted online, some photo that brings to mind racism, sexism, discrimination, objectification, prejudice, or some other form of one group of people oppressing another.
I am a part time Catholic, but even in my scant appearances in the great cathedrals of the world, I have picked up this little nugget…do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Pretty true, regardless of who, what, when, and where. The why? Well the why is simple…because its the right thing to do.
The Preacher in The Help gave a sermon about doing what’s right regardless of the possible struggles you may be making for yourself. This becomes the driving force of the stories that are the heart of this film. These maids did what was right, knowing the dangers it created in their lives and the lives of their family.
They did what was right. This film is courage in action….a measure of resolve at the testing point.
Go see The Help. 5 of 5 Horns from The Reel Rhino…
And now for Dani Californa…
My Friday night movie of choice was The Help. Having already seen 30 minutes or Less and being extremely disappointed, I needed something that would live up to my expectations and The Help definitely did just that.
For those that haven’t heard anything about this movie and what it is about, this is what IMDB says:
“Set in Mississippi during the 1960’s, Skeeter (Stone) is a southern society girl who returns from college determined to become a writer, but turns her friends’ lives — and a Mississippi town — upside down when she decides to interview the black women who have spent their lives taking care of prominent southern families.”
Emma Stone is the leading lady followed by Viola Davis and Bryce Dallas Howard. I adore Emma Stone, and I love the fact that she is playing a more serious role aside from her previous films like Superbad, Zombieland, and The House Bunny. Viola Davis shows you so much love and emotion that at times the movie brought tears to my eyes. She did such a fantastic job portraying a house maid of the era, I don’t think anyone wouldn’t feel the pain that she endured.
Bryce Dallas Howard is another amazing actress that performs so well, you just want to smack her throughout the entire movie. At least that’s how I felt about her. Its a love-hate relationship with her in this movie…you love the performance, you hate the part. Octavia Spencer plays another of the main maid roles in the movie…Millie. She adds humor to the film that is a welcome relief from much of the weighty topics. But for her humor, she also has moments of great pain. Jessica Chastain plays the character of Celia Foote, who the women of Mississippi do not like much for reasons the movie will explain. She is such a sweet person, a little much to handle at times, but she means well. I honestly enjoyed every moment she was on screen.
I enjoyed this movie greatly. From the laughs to the tears, I wouldn’t change anything. I am not up to date on my history, nor am I old enough to have experienced what it was like back then, but I am glad that for the most part, things are not that way any more. I give The Help 5 out of 5 Chili Peppers.
Until next time 🙂 Dani California
Thanks Dani…I agree about everything you said. Especially about Emma Stone…she is adorable. She is this year’s It-Girl and I am glad she is having her moment. This will likely be the first of many years into the future that she is so heavily applauded for her on-screen efforts.
Also, Tate Taylor is a director to watch. He has a longer resume as an actor than as a director and it seems his only other feature, Pretty Ugly People, sounds interesting.
Also, Sissy Spacek was brilliant in The Help. She became the focus of every scene in which she was on screen. It’s hard to believe that only 35 years ago, she played that telekinetically charged young woman who wrought havoc on her high school prom (Carrie). While she is only 62, she felt older in Spirit, and perfectly wielded Southern charm.
Until later, do what’s right in the face of possible pain…if we don’t learn from our past, we are doomed to repeat it.
Posted on 12 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
Friday fun day was in effect and when the work bell rang, I slid down my dino’s tail, and headed for the movies. Although I enjoyed Chipotle, rather than a Brontosaurus burger, my tummy was happy none the less.
I was invited by The Kid in the Helmet to catch the midnight screening of 30 Minutes or Less last night, with the recent calamity resulting from Sunday’s microburst, I had to decline. While I did get to check the flick out today, The Kid was gracious enough to write a guest review for your reading pleasure. He did such a great job, that minus a little calamity at the bottom of the post, I leave you in The Kid’s extremely capable hands…
30 Minutes or Less
Hello Reel Rhino readers. Part-time correspondent The Kid in the Helmet here, checking in with a review of 30 Minutes or Less, which will hence be referred to as 30 MOL. Not normally a movie I would see at a midnight opening-day showing but when my Dad (Papa Schmer, for frequent readers of Reel Rhino) asked if I wanted to go, I said “sure.”
So off we went to good ol’ AMC Barrywoods 24. As we walked up to purchase our ticket we were approached by a clean- cut All-American 14 year old boy who asked, “Any chance you guys are seeing 30 Minutes or Less.” To which my dad replied, “We are.” Prompting the young man to ask, “Could you be our fake father?” The answer was no and the kid said ok and walked away back to his group of friends. My dad and I applauded his efforts and we both agreed that we would much rather see him trying to get adults to buy him R rated movie tickets than standing outside a liquor store asking adults to buy him beer. Sorry little-shaver, the rules may have changed but the game is the same…I figured out how to sneak into R rated movies all on my own when I was your age, you can do the same.
Since the flick was R rated and it was midnight I didn’t expect a big crowd. So I was surprised to see a half-full theater 15 minutes before show time. Not only was it half-full but there were 4, count ‘em, 4 beach balls being tossed around. People were yelling and laughing and having a grand old time. Then, as always, one person couldn’t handle themselves and hit one of the balls as hard as he could, with no loft, straight into another patron’s face. Naturally this prompted Beach Ball Face to leave the theater and return with one of KC’s Finest who gave a stern look around to all in the theater, promptly ending all beach ball shenanigans.
In the action-comedy 30 Minutes or Less, Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wanna-be criminal masterminds (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson). The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari). As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship.” The way in which the criminal dup force Nick to rob a bank is by strapping a bomb to his chest that will detonate in 10 hours if he fails his mission, attempts to take the bomb off, or contacts the police.
This seemed like a funny premise, it had a good cast, and it had a pretty great trailer. On the surface this might look like an odd choice for Eisenberg fresh off the excellent drama The Social Network, but he is no stranger to the comedy/action genre; catching his big break in the new classic Zombieland. Here Eisenberg is again teamed up with Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer. For those Social Network fans who pay close attention there is a nice little facebook joke in 30 MOL poking fun at Eisenberg’s turn as Mark Zuckerberg…it’s easy to miss so pay attention. Eisenberg is fine in the role. It’s nothing new. He plays almost the same character he did in Zombieland. It’s a little disappointing given that we know he is capable of more, but this movie doesn’t require much more than the stoned slacker role.
Teamed up with Eisenberg is Aziz Ansari. Who many know from NBC’s Parks and Recreation but who I fondly remember as Raaaaandy: the stand-up comic with a DJ in Judd Apatow’s Funny People. If you are not familiar with Randy…or even if you are…check out this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYduKTRtXHE) …funny funny stuff. Aziz has some funny moments in 30 MOL and it’s nice to see him getting more feature roles.
And lastly we have our criminal master-mind, played by East Bound and Down’s Danny McBride. Not much to say here. If you enjoy his shtick you will enjoy him in this movie. Personally I have to take him in small doses, but I do like the fact that he recently became CEO of K-Swiss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo).
Ultimately this movie is a waste of potential, both of cast and premise. The writing just does not live up to how promising the premise is and how talented the cast is. There are some funny lines throughout, most of which you saw in the trailer, but no real gut busting moments. More so than the lack of laughs, this movie has major tone issues. There are some psychotically violent moments that are supposed to be funny, but come off as awkward, out of place, and, at times, downright uncomfortable. There are a lot of things wrong with this movie but perhaps the worst thing I can say about it is that it’s only 1:23 long and I felt like it dragged…a lot. I’d say it needed another round at the editing table but at 1:23 there’s nothing else to cut. I imagine the studio saw the dailies and knew they had a bad movie and were banking on star power and a good trailer to bring audiences in. And for the first week they will succeed in that endeavor, but I have to imagine word of mouth will start to hurt this one after opening weekend.
I give it 2 out of 5 Helmets. All 3 stars are better and funnier in their other movies and television shows, so save your money and rewatch those. This movie could pass the time on an airplane or in a hotel, but I wouldn’t even waste space in your Netflix queue. Till next time, this is The Kid in the Helmet reporting for The Reel Rhino.
Thanks Kid…as well spoken as any review I have ever read…you are a gentleman and a poet.
Firstly, in short, I agree with almost every sentiment the Kid points out above. Aziz Ansari is hilarious. His adlibs were the highlight of this flick and the only reason I also give it a 2 of 5 Horn rating. Danny McBride is routinely entertaining, but it felt like he was meandering through the script, devoid of the passion we typically see from him. Nick Swardson is also enjoyable, most of the time, but he too seemed to underperform in every way here. I did enjoy Remo Williams…err…Fred Ward, for his little screen time. If ever given the chance to meet him, I would let him know that I have always enjoyed his tough guy roles.
At 83 minutes, I wonder how much was left on the cutting room floor, that may have made this a more competent film? Maybe it was the studio, maybe it was Fleischer keeping things short and (as he saw it) sweet, I mean Zombieland was a tightly woven tale that was engaging from start to finish at 88 minutes. But this 83 minutes, while nearly short enough to play out as scripted television, drags on like War and Peace (no offense, Mr. Tolstoy).
I posted this link to the Wiki site for the real “pizza bomber” event and I find it more interesting to learn that 30 MOL was also fueled by an assassination plot, in which the motivation for the robbery was to raise money for a hit. In both instances, the end goal is to the hit is to kill a parental figure, so that an inheritance will be gained by an untimely death. I wonder how “vaguely familiar” the screenwriters actually were, given these stark parallels.
I had hoped for more from Ruben Fleischer, but this is really only his sophomore effort, following the very successful Zombieland. There is much buzz around his in-production The Gangster Squad, including the star-studded cast, which features It-Girl, Emma Stone, Sean Penn, and Ryan Gosling, among others.
Too bad, so sad, as they say.
I hope to have some word from the much anticipated The Help very soon, as well as some word on Glee 3-D. Another Earth finally hit KC this week, so I plan on taking that in soon, as well. And the dark horse of the weekend may be Final Destination 5, playing in IMAX 3-D as well as 2-D theaters. It’s PG-13 and surprisingly teetering near a fresh rating on RT. If nothing else, FD5 does feature the adorable Emma Bell.
Until later, take care…
Posted on 11 August 2011 by ~baba
Here in Thailand it’s the Queen’s birthday, no liquor sales, no bars open, probably a parade, they’re big on parades here and go all out. The bar next door to my apartment is getting three brand new girls today and can’t open, getting a new pool table too. The Mama san has offered me my choice of the new girls and I think this time I’ll take her up on it. I’ve been offered a girl before but it was a choice of a new girl who wasn’t dealing well with fat, old, drunk, farang(foreigners) or a veteran, 30’s bargirl. I hemmed and hawed and said how about tomorrow, and never quite made a commitment. I think I gotta take this offer or I may never get another and who knows, it may be the event of a lifetime. I have not heard from my Lao friend who may or may not move in with me, she should be here by now, I’m sure she will show up when I have this other girl in my bed… In other news I love my apartment, it’s the equivalent of an American efficiency apartment with no kitchen but brand new and costs $130 a month plus elect/water and has 5-6 English cable tv channels. My brother has sold a small piece of land in New Mexico and I’ll have a teeny monthly income from that and hopefully more will sell and I’ll be able to live comfortably here rather than nickle dime finance which so far has been the case. Bye for now, details on request…….baba
Posted on 10 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
Posted on 10 August 2011 by Thraxxus
Who is full of crap?
To play this game we must look back on the last ten or so years – in fact we must start from the date that George Bush Junior was voted into office. Let us begin by looking at where the USA economy was at that time. Bill Clinton had just finished his two terms and left the USA in a fairly good state, financially speaking. Apparently during the Clinton ere the USA actually started paying back its bills and thus was starting to save some money. Apparently that belief is in dispute as the USA actually still had quite a big debt at the end of the Clinton era, but was close to having a balanced budget. So for anyone to say that George Bush Junior inherited a USA that was debt free they would be clearly misinformed. One could, however, make the argument that at the end of the Clinton era that Clinton was actually moving in the right direction financially.
The weird thing here is that may not have been the intent of Clinton, but rather something that happened by accident. You see the United States of America is a Military Industrial Complex(MIC), a phrase coined by Eisenhower during his final speech as president. A MIC actually requires an enemy to be able to justify constant spending on the military sector to the nation’s people – the largest expenditure the USA has. The problem during Clinton’s reign was that the USA didn’t actually have an enemy – so they started making them up. War on Drugs anyone? The lack of an enemy made it impossible to justify military spending at the rate it was at during Bush senior’s tenure, and thus massive military cuts were made – Republicans were not happy.
So then George Bush Junior rolls into office and in a very short period of time finds himself an enemy, or at least tries to create one in China. Most people don’t remember the Hainan Island incident whereby a couple of planes, one American and one Chinese, somehow ran into each other in the great big area we call THE SKY. Bush quickly turned this into a potentially hazardous situation – aha! An Enemy! Let the spending commence! Thing is there really wasn’t much to argue over and the situation wasn’t really all that heated. The Enemy wasn’t that much of one, at the time.
But never fear, 9/11 is here! A few planes smash into some American buildings, supposedly via an amazingly coordinated plan by some people that live in caves on the other side of the world. These terrorists have spawned the ultimate war for the MIC – THE WAR ON TERROR. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, understand that it is this event, the declaration of war on Terror, aka the boogeyman, that started the spending spree that has lead us to where we are today – by the government that is. Why? Because finally the USA MIC could spend cash, almost willy nilly, on a war with an enemy that has no country of origin – meaning BASE OF OPERATIONS. Hell, they could be anywhere, and probably are!
If the War on Terror was the catalyst for massive military spending by the USA what was the cause of the financial breakdown in the private sector? GREED. I wish that there was a more complex answer, but there isn’t. Simply put basically everyone got greedy – and I mean everyone. Let’s list them shall we?
So greed by basically everyone (grand statement there, most everyone really) lead to a rather volatile situation. All it really takes at that point is a match – and a match was lit by Ireland. The defaulting started in Ireland, and as that article indicates, practically everyone was tied to Ireland in some fashion or another financially. In fact there is this giant Ponzi scheme that existed that brought in even more people to invest in Ireland – like massive banks. Again not a problem until someone defaults.
Understand that financial markets rise and fall with consumer confidence, period. Once someone defaults, the person, or business, that they defaulted to in turn can’t pay their bills. The problem here is that the tiny stone across the pond, Ireland, caused a world wide ripple effect. This is not a blame game on Ireland – they were just the match that lit all the gasoline at everyone’s feet. Remember, we were the ones pouring all that gas. So one default, leads to two, which leads to four. Confidence falls. People start calling in debts, nobody can pay them. Money starts to get harder to barrow. Interest rates climb as a result as banks, being those greedy entities that they are, need to keep making money – the veritable interest rates discussed further.
Let us look at the shockwave of crap:
What have we learned? What has changed? Not much. People are still greedy – just nobody has money and nobody can borrow anything. Those failing banks? Stronger than ever – granted they also don’t really lend out money much any more. The governments around the world? Mostly broke. The USA government – broke. Stock markets around the world? Tumultuous at best. Who is full of crap then? ALL OF US. Congrats – guilty as charged. Except me of course – I bought a house I can afford(barely) with a locked interest rate. My doing? Nope – I have a wife who wouldn’t let us be greedy. Thanks sweetie.
Posted on 06 August 2011 by Reel Rhino
The Change Up: 4.5 Horns
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: 4 Horns
Friends with Benefits: 4 Horns
Doubleheader Friday was in effect today and it was a hell of a day at sea!
This week also saw the first set photo of Selena Kyle in full Catwoman gear, that’s Anne Hathoway, one of my personal favorites. Chris Nolan is my #1 favorite director of the moment and next year’s The Dark Knight Rises is by far tied for my most anticipated flick of 2012…that being tied with THE AVENGERS.
A quick note of R.I.P. ~ Bubba Smith, former All-Pro defensive player and of course, Hightower, from the hallowed cannon of Police Academy, died this past week. I point it out, out of respect, and because Police Academy remains one of my favorite series from my youth. Of course, that reverence stands for Police Academy’s 1 through 4…5 wasn’t bad, but from there, things got a little bit ridiculous. I won’t be surprised when this franchise is revived, and when it is, hopefully that will be in the form of a proper adult comedy, as was the original.
Speaking of adult comedy….
THE CHANGE UP
The Change Up is a standard body-swap flick, flipped 100% on its head. Not so much in the mechanics of it, but in the naughty bits. The Change Up is a super duper ADULT comedy, full of eff’s, skin, and loads of adult situations.
I mean it…this comedy, given to us by writers Jon Lucas and Scott Moore…it is almost enough to make me forgive them for THE HANGOVER 2, their offering from earlier this summer.
Jason Bateman has become a staple of successful comedy, but when comparing this to his other recent “adult comedy” offering ~ Horrible Bosses ~ The Change Up is the no-holds barred WINNER.
Of course, I may be preferential as my hetero-man-crush Ryan Reynolds is front and center in this one. Or it could be due to the appearance of the smokin’ hot Olivia Wilde, making a great appearance two weeks in a row, also burning up the screen last week in Cowboys and Aliens. Catfish…this one is for you!
It could be the wonderful use of THUNDERSTRUCK in the trailer that hooked me…a great song for trailers and pre-game pump up rituals.
Maybe it was Leslie Mann, who basically has me at hello in whatever she appears, not only because she is a beautiful woman, but also because she is one of the funniest actors in film today. She has delivery that is second to none and she can play straight and serious as well as improv hilarious scenes.
While I often out and out review films, provide a synopsis, then give my opinion…I shall deviate here. I can only say this: see this movie.
This film got me in a number of ways hitting emotional highs and lows as well as it did its comedic peaks. It had a slew of bust a gut moments and steady supply of sustained laughs and get this…this movie actually brought me to tears twice.
The depth of the emotion of the themes was striking and the messages were overt, but camouflaged successfully through most of the picture by the comedy. See it, you’ll feel it.
I give The Change Up 4.5 of 5 Horns and I say this…this is the champion of the summer adult comedies. This is the second summer in the last 10 years that Director David Dobkin holds that title, with the last time being 2005 with The Wedding Crashers. If he hits a gem once every 6 years, I’ll take it, but I have a feeling that this may open some more doors for him much sooner than that. Then again, he followed Crashers with Fred Claus the following year. Let’s hope his next film doesn’t repeat that pattern.
RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
I’ve seen the original and I’ve seen the cluster of a remake from Tim Burton, one of his few misfires, and while I am not fully versed in Apes lore, I was very excited to see this film.
Actually, I wasn’t crazy about this until I saw the most recent trailer. You see the first trailers focused on the rise part of the film, which is actually a rather short portion of the film.
The crux of this effort looks at the parental relationships. First, with James Franco, playing Will Rodman, dealing with his father, portrayed wonderfully by John Lithgow. And throughout the whole film, we see the parental bond that forms between Will and the chimp that would become Caesar.
It’s kind of funny that one of the hallmarks of the intelligence of Caesar is his ability to use sign language, giving him nearly full fluency in human speak. I say funny, because of the documentary in theaters now, Project Nim, which actually looks at a real life situation where an ape was domesticated (as much as that is possible) and taught to sign. I haven’t yet, but I plan on catching it ASAP.
As much as this is a dramatic tale in a fantastical world, that world is tamed by Will’s goal in life…find a cure for Alzheimer’s disease and to save his father’s life. It is apparent from the trailer and from the opening scenes of the film, that Rodman is successful to an extent, in his endeavors. The plot moves forward as we learn the troubles that are married to this perceived breakthrough in medical technology.
To that end, all of the animal effects are believable, given the suspension of disbelief. I think the main thing that is distorted in watching the Apes on-screen is the speed with which they move. Given it is an action movie, it is okay, but the Apes fighting and running all seemed to happen much faster and with more fluidity that would be in real life…but I guess since I have never seen Apes running or fighting, that is pure speculation on my part.
This film will likely be plenty to reinvigorate this franchise into a reboot-sequel, and I for one am excited to see where this story goes and how it all fits together with the Planet of the Apes world that has come before it, minus the Tim Burton entry, that is.
4 of 5 Horns for Rise of the Planet of the Apes. It looks like it did well over a million at the Thursday midnight show, and given The Change Up’s R-rating, it will likely take the weekend, with Harry Potter and Captain America being too far into their releases to pose too much of a threat. That, coupled with the middling reviews for Cowboys and Aliens (please note…I loved it!), and the Apes will likely take the box-office crown, in addition to beating down a goodly number of human along the way. I think this flick will be fueled to a small extent with the Potter-contingency coming out to see Tom Felton’s first post-Draco Malfoy role. His bit as a sadistic ape-handler has much of the same cruel way of being he perfected as Malfoy.
I will say at the outset, I am a far bigger Mila Kunis fan than Natalie Portman, in the looks department, so that had me slightly jazzed for this go of things. Let me qualify by saying that I have a hard time seeing Portman as a sexual being, given my affinity for some of her child roles, most notably, Leon and Beautiful Girls. But, I certainly didn’t stomp out of the theater in the big Kunis-Portman BLACK SWAN scene. Also, speaking of sexuality, we did get a supposed Kunis butt-shot in this flick, but apparently this week, she has come out and said that a body double walked that walk in her place.
What am I saying…caught up talking about the ladies…I’m starting to sound like CATFISH!
So a part of me was bred to hate him…I mean, he was in a boy band! Public opinion swayed a bit with his go in The Social Network, and I too enjoyed that performance, but was it a one hit wonder?
While JT doesn’t knock it out of the park here, he certainly out performs his previous effort this summer in the milquetoast Bad Teacher. He certainly moved straight past the over the clothes business of Bad Teacher into some full on naughty business.
FWB’s dialogue, dirty talk included, blew right past No Strings Attached. I mean I liked No Strings Attached…it had my kind of comic sensibilities, especially being an Ivan Reitman joint, but FWB is clearly the more enjoyable entry into this year’s casual sex line-up.
What made this more enjoyable was a bit of what I felt with the last two reviews…heart. JT’s pops in FWB, a fantastic performance by Richard Jenkins, is suffering from Alzheimer’s. Perhaps, like in Apes, it is the disease of the moment to tug at the heartstrings of filmgoers, but dammit if it didn’t resonate.
50/50 with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordan-Levitt will put to the test the ability to laugh while seeing the struggles of those suffering from debilitating illness with their “cancer comedy” hitting theaters this fall. But I for one say that why should we be afraid to mix laughs with sorrows? It more closely mirrors real life, and for me, it worked here.
Also, I mentioned how I liked No Strings Attached in part because of the styling of Ivan Reitman…well I think the director here, Will Glick, is an up and comer in a big way. first off, he gave us last year’s Easy A, starring my favorite and yours, Emma Stone. But perhaps in the file of Reel Rhino’s Hidden Gems…FIRED UP, the cheer camp comedy from 2009. F.U. and Easy A both have tinges of darker, adult comedies that is a bit more overt in this, the first R-rated flick from Glick. It all adds up to a big bucket of see this flick.
4 of 5 Horns for Friends With Benefits. As an added bonus, in the early moments of the flick, we even get a little bit of Emma Stone…and that’s never a bad thing.
A final note….
IN TIME: Set for release October 28th, this film seems to be extremely original in nature, and also happens to star two of the peeps mentioned above in Olivia Wilde and Justin Timberlake as an unlikely mother and son pair. Watch the trailer and you’ll understand…also, Amanda Seyfried is cute and worked as the lead in Mamma Mia, but she faltered in genre picks Red Riding Hood and Jennifer’s Body. Perhaps the blame for those rests with Catherine Hardwicke and Diablo Cody, but I am hoping she can channel something great and make this flick shine. Cillian Murphy is the lead baddie in this, and it looks fantastic. Andrew Niccol gave us the visionary sci-fi flick Gattaca, which holds a very special place in my CSI-heart, so I know that this film was created with a competent eye at the helm. Hey, check out the trailer and judge for yourself…
Until later, take care…
Posted on 05 August 2011 by Thraxxus
Given the state of the union lately I felt it might be nice to go a different direction with things. While perusing youtube I came across this 10 minute film show casing, what the film maker believes, the top ten movie villains of all time. What people don’t seem to realize is that a villain is often times what makes a hero. What is batman without the joker? What is Superman with Lex Luthor? Besides, we are constantly besieged on all sides by villains who like to pass themselves off as heroes in congress so I figured it might be nice to look at some villains who aren’t hiding their tyranny behind a suit and tie on a daily basis for once.
Posted on 03 August 2011 by Thraxxus
Nemesis has gotten swept up with the Planet X hypothesis, which holds that an as-yet-undetected planet will wreak havoc on Earth — and both those hypotheses have fed into worries about a 2012 apocalypse supposedly foretold by the ancient Maya calendarThere are loads of theories around how we are all supposed to die in 2012 – mostly this date is attributed to the Mayans. One of these theories is that there is a red dwarf rogue star that hangs out around ours, range here is arbitrary and open to debate, that soon will get upset with the Earth and eat it. Realize that this has lots of implications – the primary one of course being that somehow people have attached almost a sentient feel to the star – something made entirely of hot gases – I digress. Tragically this theory has graduated to being almost fact for many even though there is no scientific proof of this star even existing – only a random statement once made that since another star, far away from us, has a sister star that ours probably does as well. Many people said that it is this dwarf star that has been protecting the Earth from asteroids all this time – until it gets annoyed enough with us to consume us.
Yeah – science fiction has become science fact for many. Rest your weary imagination kiddies as someone has come along and debunked the entire thing: HERE. These are some of the more memorable quotes from the article:
Don’t worry – with any luck the Zombie Apocalypse will start soon. Whew.
Posted on 02 August 2011 by Thraxxus
Look – this debt ceiling stuff – the crap that has been plaguing the news, television, internet etc for months – it is supposed to be coming to a close today. We’ll see. That said after being bombarded with an endless politically laden diatribe delivered by those who I am fairly certain could be verbally topped by a circus chimp I was ready to listen to someone who might have a brain. Thankfully a coworker sent me this video on the subject. It is worth the five minutes. The speakers name is Fareed Zakaria – and he is brilliant.
Posted on 01 August 2011 by ~baba
I have had a little communication problem here, not too bad though. I asked a man where the mall was and he talked a moment with a woman nearby who informed me that the man didn’t date other men….. When I moved from my last apartment I told the desk girl I needed my deposit back by 5:00 on the 9th. On the 9th at exactly 5:00 a man came to pick up my laundry.
I was at a bar having a well deserved beer after a hard day of exploring the town by bicycle and a girl playing pool pointed her stick at me and started wiggling her hips, I waved her over and said let’s kiss and get the ball rolling. She was fun, rowdy, was the one who called when my phone broke, and was so jealous I couldn’t talk to any other woman without a scene. I started ducking her, not answering her calls but it’s a small town. After two weeks of no contact I started dating her friend Fon, a petit, quiet personality untill she started calling me her boyfriend. The show began, sexy dancing, attacks of kissing, groping(this is her, not me) and I’m a little embarassed to go out with her. I had a crush on a girl, Som, a 20yr old, who was a bartender at one of the local ‘garage’ bars, the garage door opens and they’re open for business, alot of fun really, inexpensive, if you stop by at meal time you eat, etc. She was from Lao and is the sister of a girl one of my coworkers. Suddenly she was gone back to Lao to live with the family there. I told her friend that I missed her and wished she hadn’t left, the friend said call her and ask her to come live with you. Pretty simple here, I called and she’s coming to live with me in 7-8 days, either that or will be here to pick up my laundry…baba