Unless you live under a rock (in which case you probably aren’t reading this anyway) you heard about the big, gasp, wikileaks scandal whereby the wikileaks website managed to get their hands on some 200k+ secret documents of the USA government and made those articles public. Again, GASP! No surprise here. What is amusing is the cavalcade of pompous, potentially preposterous, perplexedly pretentious, yet sometime pragmatic responses of the media, governments, and citizens of the world – the most fun being the theories presented by those wacky conspiracy theorists.
Government officials such as Hilary Rightarm Clinton (I am just full of yuck yucks today) are doing what MSM is referring to as Damage Control. Oddly according to the slighted government officials that said Clinton is talking to they don’t care – one went so far as to say “You should see what we say about you!” I can only conclude it has something to do with a blue dress. In all seriousness – who cares? Yes things were said that were totally unprofessional – but really – who cares? These are politicians right? World Leaders? Liars? Scumbags? Douche bags? People who couldn’t solve a problem if their lives depended on it? Do you really think they truly give two shits about what anybody thinks about what they may or may not say?
Are they even smart enough to? Realize that some of the people quoted as saying some really stupid crap are the same people that thought TARP was a good idea. These are the same people who assured the World that Iraq had WMDs. The people quoted in these memos, communications and whatever else that was posted by the self centered owner of wikileaks are the same people who can’t seem to figure out how to balance the budget – oh wait – my bad – none of them are economists…..
What were we talking about again? Chances are wikileaks will post it soon anyway. Just remember that wikileaks (how many times have I mentioned them on here?) is posting all of this material only because it is so secret and so revealing about the evils of the world. They are protecting you and I, common citizens that we are, from big brother! Obviously! GASP! GUFFAW! Whatever. It is all vitriol and chances are the situation was really not just some Private in the military stealing all of these records and burning them onto a disc labeled Lady Gaga – and no I can’t make that shit up either.
Is anyone really believing any of this? If what the official story says is true then the USA has much bigger problems – number one being that some new Private can have access, practically day one, to super duper uper secure documents of high ranking officials (don’t get me started on what that really means) of the government. If this truly is the case then the list of people that should be fired should equal the total of the people working for the government.
Taken from wikileaks.org
“On Sunday 28th Novembre 2010, Wikileaks began publishing 251,287 leaked United States embassy cables, the largest set of confidential documents ever to be released into the public domain. The documents will give people around the world an unprecedented insight into the US Government’s foreign activities.
The cables, which date from 1966 to the end of February this year, contain confidential communications between 274 embassies in countries throughout the world and the State Department in Washington DC. 15,652 of the cables are classified Secret.
To access the Cable gate, go to http://cablegate.wikileaks.org
Please donate to WikiLeaks to defend this information.”
Hmmm… donate? Surely people that want to defend freedom do it for free right? Face it, everybody is full of shit.