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Thoughts on H1N1 “Emergency”

I found this blog post to be interesting given the continued “When Pigs Fly Flu” hype we keep having shoved in our face everyday.

The Onion Strikes Again!

The Onion really does need its own real television station. This made me die lolling. How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

So Thats How He Did It!!!!

Worth the Wait.

Worth the way. Movie took 12 years to complete. Check out the 10 minute trailer!

Google The Cliffnotes

Why not the first daughters?

Sadly, even if it were to be a televised vaccination they would simply inject harmless Saline IMHO.

The Collapse

Interesting looking movie. Link came from here.

Leadership by Example

If this is true, then really, can we believe in anything anymore? President Obama signed some document stating that there is a national H1N1 (Swine Flu) Epidemic which basically allows the makers of the vaccination to sort of skip some safety measures when churning out the shots. Now on to the bigger wtf moment: Apparently the President’s [...]

Some Wisdom from Hackers

“FYI, alright man, you can sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing and…and your name goes through like seventeen computers a day. 1984, yeah right man, that’s a typo. Orwell’s here and now, he’s living large. We have no names, man, no names. We are nameless.” – CEREAL

A Little Ginsberg

From Howl. “I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking [...]

Waving of Medical Standards

Yep. Here we go! A small tidbit. “In keeping with the administration’s proactive approach to H1N1 Flu, President Obama last night signed a proclamation declaring 2009-H1N1 Influenza a national emergency,” it said in a statement. “The proclamation enhances the ability of our nation’s medical treatment facilities to handle a surge in H1N1 patients by allowing, as needed, [...]

Good Diagnostic Resource

One of the better Diagnostic Algorithms* I’ve read… clear and simple. *This is only being offered under the category of generalized information and should not, under any circumstance, be utilized for primary decision guidance when inquirying about a medical situation involving your family or yourself. It is strongly recommended to consult with your [...]

Nice Cartoon

‘Nuff said.

Ah, it’s good to be an American! Freedom, Liberty… oh, um nevermind :(

ATS has released their second episode. I wonder if Johnny Anonymous got his name changed the same way Barry, I mean Obama, got his.

My Nemesis

I believe I posted one of these before, however they are a pair, two sides to a conversation if you will. The first one is catchy, and warning, will get stuck in your head. The second has very clever wording that admire. So first we Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s song. Then we have Perry the Platypus’ Song – and since [...]

Gore’s Global Warming Scam, Slammed by Congress!

Now if he would just go take his Nobel and crawl under a rock, or maybe hang out in the cave with what’s his name!

A Heartwarming Tale

Just sit, shut up and watch it.

Sure, NOW you want to use the Constitution – wrongly

Forcing the people of the U.S. to pay for health insurance is Constitutional – Bullshit! Get the Hell out of our country you bunch of treasonous congressional idiots!!!

Mise well give every jerk with a store a camera and shotty visuals

Little People REALLY BIG world!!!

While reading through my RSS feeder this morning I ran across a very interesting set of photos. You can view the blog here. Close up Shot The real size

Joke from a Friend

Thanks to HarleyGirl for this. A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. ‘Nice bike,’ the cop said. ‘Did Santa bring it to you?’ ‘Yes Sir,’ the little girl said, ‘he sure did!’ The cop looked the bike over and handed [...]

Perks and Big Bank CEOs

Nothing to see here - except how your tax dollars are still giving huge bonuses to Banks that needed bail out. What? Shut up.

Why Music Matters

Being a band geek this is an amazing speach

News 9 Auto Tune

See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

England’s X Factor

In England – this is good.

More Phineas and Ferb

Mummy Song.

Cartoon Creative Songs

Sponge Bob Final Countdown Phineas and Ferb Beach Song – Reminds me of that Rapper Snow something..

And now for something completely different

Office Workers’ Awesome Backstreet Boys Lipdub – Watch more Funny Videos

Something new and green…

An evolution in the standard Carbon-Offset Business Model: http://www.us.grevox.com.  Sounds interesting!?   50g of CO2e- per search The average desktop computer consumes 120Watts of electricity per hour. An external monitor uses an average of 80Watts of electricity per hour.  Therefore, every hour you are on your computer, you use an average of 200Watts of electricity (200W). One tonne of CO2e- offset is the [...]

Enough Already!@!!!!

I don’t care for TV to begin with  much anyway, but this puts it over the top.

CNN Fact Checking SNL and 24 hours isn’t enough it seems

CNN fact checking SNL … Wow, I mean, well sorry we are just going to have to leave it there. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c CNN Leaves It There www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Ron Paul Interview

The Dispen.. Expend.. whatever…

The Expendables. Stallone is proof that Human Growth Hormones work. Dude looks like he cut off 20 years from his age. Man if I only had an extra $10k to spend per month.

These Are Not Negotiable!

Once a Constitutional Republic – another article I found interesting.

Interesting article on the redefinition of freedom

Interesting read, and some more acronyms in case you hadn’t heard them already, or your career and/or social interactions don’t already provide enough  Agenda 21: The Death Knell of Liberty

New pathology characteristic outlined for A/H1N1?

In sickest H1N1 patients, mortality rate ranged from 14.3 percent to 41.4 percent Overall death rate is closer to seasonal flu than SARS Older people could have immunity to H1N1 because of virus 50 to 60 years ago “Definitely get the vaccine” The ”ClifNotes” version of the latest findings is summarized as: Although the death rate appears [...]

WTF have we become?

This is Selena Gomez. Selena is obviously beautiful, and some could argue talented. I have no issue with this. My problem is that according to that wikipedia entry she was born on July 22, 1992, which by my calculation makes her 17 years old.  Reportedly she has been singing on stage dressed akin to this video [...]

My Nemesis – Phineas and Ferb

Have I mentioned my adoration for Phineas and Ferb?

Continental Conspiracy!

We here at Blinkinblogs have made a rather alarming discovery that we are breaking to the world today. Know this – you will have never heard this before as it is in fact a breaking story that only Blinkinblogs has! Did I mention that it was a breaking story? Consider the Continents: Africa, Asia, Americas (North [...]

Hardcore Mario 2.0

This shit is massively hard and toad gets it big. See more funny videos and Technology Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Computational Knowledge Engine

My current entrepreneurial endeavor is fundamentally based around developing algorithms that require what would be considered “advanced” computational power in the form of linguistic and multivariate, unstructured data sequencing. Seeing that I’m linguistically-oriented in this venture, it bothers me to no end with the lackadaisical utility of sophisticated terms, such as, “computational linguistics”, “semantical parsing”, [...]

Top 25 Censored Stories for 2010

MSM doing the Pentagon’s bidding (Biden? ). News that was broken and therefore needed to be fixed.

Not to beat a dead, flying pig to death but ….

It’s Alive!!! Yes you too can now get in line for the new (I believe mostly untested) H1N1 Flu Nasal Vaccine. Here’s the rub – it contains “LIVE” H1N1, although hey, they say it’s a “mild” version. One of many articles here.

Saturday Night Live Sucks

Here is a recent clip of SNL making fun of President Obama. Note how much the actor neither looks like, sounds like, or possesses a single visual gesture that Obama actually has. Now look at this clip from old SNL. And this one.

Now this is a real man

When a man who is old and frail pulls a sword out of his cane you best be paying for your coffee asshole! Hats off to this man. Read Full Article

Things you just cant make up ID #10T

A Media Stretch

According to this article – Chicago losing its bid for the 2016 Olympics is a direct reflection on Obama. To say that he got involved in the bidding process is accurate, as it has been in the news quite a bit lately, but to say that he lost it for Chicago is a bit over [...]

A Nodd to a Friend

My Friend runs this blog which you may find entertaining. He just started it but I figured I’d link to it as it has some amusement to it. The gist is a column like Dear Abby where you can send in a problem and a Dungeons and Dragons based monster answers your problem from its [...]

FUNGUS FRIDAY!

Enjoy.

When Politics and News Collide

Amusing Article from MSNBC.com here. Basically it is about how the President can ban/scorn various news channels from interacting with him. I am not just referring to Obama, and neither is the article. What amuses me is how often we hear Presidents and other politicians talk about the news stations, especially newspapers lately, in a [...]

Just! Get! Your! Damn! Vaccine!