Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
Bin Laden Speaks Out – again »
According to Reuters, Osama Bin Laden (his Space Balls name would be something like Osama Been Loaded) spoke out on the USA’s realtionship with Israel. In his 11 minute speach he said lots of fun things about the US government, how the US is a bit too close with Israel, and how, apparently, “The reason [...]
Iran Media Exaggeration? »
IMPOSSIBLE – oddly enough its mainstream media that is eluding to that. What could this mean? Here is a small snippet:
“Meanwhile, quarrels concerning the ultimate aim of Iran’s secretive nuke program have become so heated that some U.N. officials are making comparisons to the proliferation of misinformation in the run-up to the U.S. invasion of [...]
Fantasic Waste of Money — Friday Spectacular »
I was browsing through my feeds tonight and ran across one titled 40+ Amazing Bus Graphics Wraps. You can visit the site at http://pelfusion.com/awesome-graphics/40-amazing-bus-graphics-wraps/
This one really caught my attention.
Its a giant gas burnin motha of a bus that happens to not only be ugly as hell but also says “STOP GLOBAL WARMING” Last i [...]
Halo 3 – we are ODST »
I give you, awesomeness.
9/11 »
This piece will not talk about what really happened on September 11th, or theories, or anything else that will bring about some form of arguement or hate mail. I write this piece more for this: On September 11th buildings fell with people in them and thousands died. Period. For that event I say only this [...]
Charlie Sheen’s Video Message to the President »
MSM is spinning this so that somehow the families of the victims are being offended by this, when the truth of the matter is that the majority of them have requested that Sheen speak out for them.
Funniest Congressman Ever? »
James Anthony Traficant, Jr. (born May 8, 1941) is a former Democratic Representative in the United States Congress from Ohio (from 1985 to 2002) – wikipedia. What gets me about this guy is a link sent to me by the ApocalypticZombie today that shows the tiny rants this guy went on when speaking to the House. I will [...]
Government Reform This! »
As congress is back in session, and Obama prepares to meet with a joint session on health care, I thought we should consider that the “reform” part of all of this isn’t really even in any of the bill(s) being considered. We are pretty much looking at a similar scenario that played out in America’s [...]
09-09-09 Do you know where your zombie is? »
09-09-09 »
Happy 09-09-09! Realize of course that according to practically every Psychic like person throughout histroy, Nostradamus, the Mayans etc, the shit starts to really hit the fan today – culminating of course on December 21st, 2012! The day of reckoning, armageddon, whatever you really want to call it. We here at blinkinblogs just call it [...]
Let Them Eat Cake! »
It was Marie Antoinette who said, when told that her people had no bread to eat, “Let Them Eat Cake!” She clearly didn’t understand that her citizens lacking bread meant they also lacked everything else, but hey who can blame her? She was a bit out of touch with her populace. Given this, consider our fat [...]
Twenty Minutes with the President »
The following is a SUPPOSED posted interview transcription of an interview between Charlie Sheen and President Obama. I am posting the text here for a few reasons:
Sheen conducts a respectful interview. (Author’s Note: What you have just read didn’t actually happen… yet.!)
Sheen lists loads of “facts” none of which I can prove or disprove. If even [...]
A Lesson in Intimidation »
Realize that I am not a small person under any stretch of the imagination. Stats? I am six foot two inches tall and my weight fluxuates between 225 and250lbs depending on what I eat and how often I get my fat ass out of my seat. Imagine a football player with a spar tire attached [...]
Yes Folks I have not seen it all. Friday Spectacular #007 »
For a Limited time only I present to you a deal of a lifetime.
Her name is Shirly and she likes to take long walks in the wallmart. We will start the bidding at $2.
Do I hear $3 ……….. How about $2.50 …………..
But wait there is more…..
We will even throw in a hooker yes I said [...]