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SOMEONE SHUT THAT KID UP

Well now its official. American TV has gone and done it.  FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS RIGHT AND JUST IN THIS WOLD DON’T TAKE AWAY  HIS BACON.  Ok so odds are the kid really does not need to eat the bacon but dear lord shut him the F*** up.

More Kansas based Shennanigans

The article I am referring to is here. Thanks to CW for this. Realize I live in Kansas City, Kansas and thus have to hear about the ridiculous nature of Kansas’ descision on teaching evolution etc. However, this particular situation takes things into the realm of the stupid. In all seriousness if some people have a [...]

Blackwater Article

My post refers to this article posted on all things, MSNBC.com. The gist of the article is that the Central Intelligence Agency(CIA) of the United States of America, of which I am a card carrying citizen, apparently paid Blackwater, the Mercenary company, also United States located, to fascilitate and manage what the article refers to as [...]

Murder by Death

So I was holding my son yesterday, feeding him formula, whilest channel surfing and came across this old classic film Murder by Death – a Peter Sellers classic. Besides this movie being hysterical I was blown away by the cast. Truman Capote, Peter Faulk, Peter Sellers, David Niven and of course Alec Guinness who brilliantly [...]

Chitty Chitty

The Lyrics from The Roses of Success from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang give us all a nice message. Every bursted bubble has a glory! Each abysmal failure makes a point! Every glowing path that goes astray, Shows you how to find a better way. So every time you stumble never grumble. Next time you’ll bumble even less! For up from the ashes, [...]

God bless America – no one else will, that has become clear!

Police State

WHO LOVES DONUTS? Friday Spectacular #401

Whos your TV Personality/Character

Everyone has a favorite TV Character. This is mine.

Song to the Atrocities the world ignored this year …

Regardless of your views on the whole Israeli, Palestinian issue, it cannot be reasonably denied that the whole of the world stood by and did nothing while non-military people were massacred in the last conflict. A song for Gaza- Stream It or download here I believe

A Note From Russia

Original Article here. American capitalism gone with a whimper It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people. True, the situation has been well prepared on and off [...]

A Television Character Great

Ladies and Gentlemen – Dr. Cox – my television based idol. The Janitor is awesome too.

Irony in Sarcasm

You may recall that I wrote an article the other day titled: For Our Spammers. The piece was written in a sarcastic tone – in effect I was making fun of the spam posts we receive from Search Engine Optimization (SEO) boosters, straight up sales people, wanna be hackers and the like. The irony is [...]

JUST SAY NO YOU MO-FO’S

You better say no otherwise you might turn out to be a Zombie …

Cool Site

Coolest web site design I have seen in years. Ska Beer. Their mix of old school print look and feel and web 2.0 layout and functionality is sort of awesome. turn down your speakers.

Creative Equal opportunity ZA

“… If they don’t do something by and by the rich will live and the poor will die. Dog gone I mean the panic is on.” As we here at BB continue to promote the Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) it seems we’ve neglected the political sector. So here you go!

The Power of Words

Bobby McFerrin is a freakin STUD

Bobby McFerrin demonstrates the power of the pentatonic scale.  If you would like to view the whole video please follow THIS link.

We are always moving

I Thank You, Americans, for My Paycheck

I’ve been unemployed against my will for the past six weeks, yet not compelled to write about it. Unemployment is not inspiring – I’m really just a statistic. I am also one of millions that suffer from “occasional irregularity”, and you don’t see a lot of creative writing focused on that unfortunate topic either. I [...]

Trailer … or for 5oclock “The End is Nigh!”

Land of Legos

This is just simply amazing WOW Nuff Said

Your Blind Date

This is bob. He likes long walks on the beach, poetry, and wears the latest in fashion, which apparently includes a skull cap, nose plug, and hardcore eye wear. In all seriousness, this image was on MSNBC.com’s website in a collection of sports images taken over the last week. I found this one entertaining as [...]

H1N1 Vaccination Nation!

Apparently half of the USA is to be vaccinated for the H1N1 which has yet to kill even half the amount of people the normal flu has! Go Team!

It’s All About the Delivery

Smartest Pornographer on the Planet

Larry Flynt talks some sense about bankers running the nation- I would venture to say that even scanjack would approve.

FU Friday Zombie Teens

The Wolfman Trailer

This looks awesome – great cast too!

Vagina or no Vagina, that is the question.

In sports – I can’t make this up, they are now questioning whether or not a track athlete is in fact a female. What I donm’t understand is why so many people have to be involved to figure it out. Here is a small slive of the artilce I linked to here: “The test requires [...]

Marketing Obama’s Lies

The “Change you can believe in.” is that the story will ever change to keep the American people enslaved to the Bankers who are really running the country with its Pentagon strong arm.

iRoad Rage and iGun make for a fun day in traffic

The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

I love them – I won’t be specific as that isn’t appropriate. And SHE knows that outfit works perfectly for her.

Self Fulfilling Prophecies

My favorite thing about the American Media Machine is how it helps to create and filfull prophecies – take this one where they are now telling people the stock market is going to tumble – which will cause people to panic, pull their shares, forcing the stock market to tumble. Got to love mindless ramblings.

Women Porn and Religion

Does the title remind you of watching Sesame Street .. one of these things just doesn’t belong…? Well it sure does to me.. Today I ran across a site that I will share with you later, but the way my brain processed it when I ran across it  was to me rather comical. What are two things [...]

Robotech Live Action Writer

According to this article a while ago Robotech Live Action Film, by Toby McGuire, got a new writer – some dude named Tom Rob Smith. So who is he? According to wikipedia: “His first novel, Child 44, about a series of child murders in Stalinist Russia, appeared in early 2008 and was translated into 17 languages. It was [...]

A Reason for Home Schooling

Apparently the government is pushing for H1N1 vaccinations to happen at school. Makes me wonder if they will bother to get the consent of the parents.

“******* Shut Up, Susan Boyle!”

Jon Oliver strikes again. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c MBA Ethics Oath www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Spinal Tap Performance

A Karzack Gem on the ZA

Occasionally our buddy Karzack sends me a url, typically something gory as he is into that stuff, but today it was a tasty tidbit on the Zombie Apocalypse – a topic that all of us here at Blinkinblogs.com, as well as most of the developer based world, are really in to. Thanks Karzack!

For Our Spammers

Back in the day during our first Blinkinblogs excursion to the web (when dinosaurs still ruled the Earth) I used to do a monthly bit on spammer forum posts. Basically I gave them their moment in the sun by sharing their posts that our spam collector caught and tossed into the spam can. I will [...]

No More Freedom of Speech

If these guys have their way your freedom to express yourself, at least at a fireman or police officer, will cost you – $118.

The Word of the Day: Shill

From dictionary.com: Shill –noun 1. a person who poses as a customer in order to decoy others into participating, as at a gambling house, auction, confidence game, etc. 2. a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty. –verb (used without object) 3. to work as a shill: He shills for a large casino. –verb (used [...]

Death Panels: An Idea Whose Time Has Come

Before I pick up Thraxxus’ gauntlet and chuck it back at him, I have to express my giddy approval of the “Death Panels” to be enacted by Obama’s new health plan. Not only do I think they are a good idea, but we should enact them ASAP. I believe having appointed bureacrats decide who lives [...]

A Word to the Wise

Yesterday I was talking to a dear female friend of mine, we’ll call her Bunny because that sounds like a cheerleader name and she hates chearleaders, about the intracacies of marriage – more specifically about how women beat the will right out of men. Bunny said that she totally saw this and how often it [...]

ZA – We have the technology. We can build it!

As we prepare for the “free for all fest” that will be the Zombie Apocalypse, news surfaces indicating we may already have the biological means to Get This Party Started!

Boyfriend Noob

Old but funny. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Readers, Are You Ready for Some Fantasy Football!?

Howdy reader! BB is getting together an NFL fantasy football league, probably ESPN.com. Email us at blinkinblogs@gmail.com with your team name and email address and we will get this thing going! These surely are dog days for sports – no NBA, who-gives-a-crap early MLB, and the NFL is just starting preseason. *SIGH*

G.I. Dunno!

So I went and watched G.I. Joe, and I have to say, it was not the worst movie ever. Loads of folks out there are saying that it is, but in my honest opinion it is not. First off the story, albeit a bit watery, was not terrible, it just lacked depth and substance – [...]

Only in Texas

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat HOUSTON (AP) -An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. Read  More

John Hughes 1950-2009 Brat Pack Director Dies

To you kind sir we thank you. you will be forever remembered as possibly the most renowned director of the 80s

John Hughes – R.I.P.

You will be missed as you helped to define a generation. Quick tribute buddy.

How a Bill becomes a Law.

If it were just still this easy. Thank you to School House Rock for this – we miss you.

Cable Guy n Star Trek

Loved this scene from The Cable Guy. I honestly thought Matthew Broderick made the film – Jim Carrey was, well, Jim Carrey. This is the Star Trek they are referencing:

Troops, troops and more troops on the streets of America :(

Troops may be deployed to Alabama county

US GOV Fakes Coup and a swift kick to the nuts

Newsroom / U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt Newsroom / American Male Teenagers are stupid gullible and easily tricked into ANYTHING

Classless and Funny

Billy Mays’ new product. We miss you man.

Dedicated to One of My Very Few Good Friends

His Nazi tangents make me want to fake ISP failure (jus kidding), and he prefers The Family Guy over newer episodes of The Simpsons (therefore he should fast forward 3 and a half minutes for the reference). Regardless, he has aged like a fine wine – with a thinning cork and a widening body (like [...]

What if Whales Hunted Us?

A little heavy-handed, but chilling nonetheless. Although I’m not a Modest Mouse fan, this music video is just another glimpse of what we may have missed when Ledger died:

ZOMBIE BOOT CAMP

OMG WTF HOLY SHIT WE ARE ALL DOOMED RUN….. RUN LIKE HELL….. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN … We all are aware of the impending doom known as the Zombie Apocalypse. However what we did not know about was that they are apparently training for it. How the hell do you train a zombie you ask well this video will give [...]

A Quick Note Regarding Enthusiasm

My spouse and I have a lot of education, relative to our friends. For some reason, that makes them believe that we know what we really want to do in life. That could not be farther from the truth. In reality, except for doctors and lawyers, secondary education after four years is generally just procrastination [...]

eBay Gang = Not So Bright

According to this article, back when ebay bought Skype from JOLTID they got everything but the CORE SOURCE CODE – meaning the very technology that Skype is built on was not included in the deal – a 2.6 billion dollar deal. Man I wish I made that deal. Turns out, through some childish banter and [...]

ZA Practice!

Imagine being in this family’s situation: you are the only people living in a 32 story building, and not because you take up all the space. Kinda creepy – I’d love it.