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Obama Axes Pentagon War Machine Plan

On a more serious note, today President Obama, in his infinite wisdom, made a major budget cut on our defense. When does the madness stop? Thanks again Mr. President for weakening our country!

New Korian Nazi Masked Leader Speaks on Youtube

Listen as Masked Chong aka Finger My Shitter speaks to the world. be warned he might actually be wanted by his mommy as he stole her panties.

Yesterday was Bliss today not so much FU Friday#444

One day you find your self happily in love.  You get married and you do shit like this at your wedding!!! No more than a week later you realize that you were not in love you just like the funky music and the sex.  Down side to it all was the sex wasn’t that great and [...]

ZA Watch 2009

We here at BB HQ spend a lot of time talking about very important things. Of which would be the Zombie Apocalypse.  It seems that geeks of every level have not only been plotting how to deal with the zombies but also how to make them. My guess is that the world population of geeks [...]

Truck Garden

In our ever changing world (mostly for the worse) I found this to be a clever idea. It shows that life can grow anywhere, including in the back of an old dodge truck. Inspiring. Reminds me of sites and ideas like this and Willie Nelson’s version. The grand daddy of them all is these guys.

Why all the hype around the Flu?

Well Science Adviser Holdren is all for it ….

Kids in the Hall – The Doctor Skit

Always loved this one – reminds me quite a bit of my own doctor, I think.

Paris Hilton – Sex, Lies and Stupidity

So there is this article on msnbc.com that talks about this new “documentary” coming out called Paris-Not France which is focussed entirely on rich gutter slut Paris Hilton. Am I being harsh? Nope. Think this through – the only reason that women ever became famous was her parent’s Hotel Empire. That is it. She got [...]

H1N1 Flu Vaccines and you …

Just more information on the tasty treats that are vaccines.

William Shatner Does Palin

Love my article title. Enjoy. Shatner is a Greek God.

Michael Vick

Let me start by saying the following: in the history of the NFL there have been few players as physically talented as Michael Vick. I can name a few, Bo being one (if you don’t know who that is stop reading) and Barry Sanders another – but the comparisons are not important and will end [...]

Pure Evil – Chiggers

I am from California. I moved to the Midwest 5 years ago, and thus prior to that was not familiar with these tiny little red creatures called Chiggers. I found this article on them that I am sharing with you because at present I am coated in chiggers bites and have been scratching my flesh [...]

Socially Anti-Social

With the Internet explosion inevitabley came the explosion of the Social Media based website – Facebook now holding the crown of big dog on the web. Of course with that explosion came the forced reconnection with every person you ever knew in your life span, and practically everyone they knew. In the end you end [...]

Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry (FU Friday #333)

- Duff man juice also adding to chronic shortage… There are some days you open up the internets and BAM there it is. Headlines you just cant make up. Today’s Headline is brought to you by The Register

Nature is Scary Shiz.

In this week’s WTF, I give you an article on New Zealand being moved a full foot closer to Australia via an earthquake. Think that through for a minute. Mother nature just decided that an entire island, witha  population in the milions, needed to move. And humans think we are powerful.

You are all a bunch of useless feeders anyway …

I’m sure there is nothing to this. Everything is fine, just keep watching those TV shows, and sports spectaculars you love so much. Happy New Year! Until the link works again here is a part of the article: (Also you can sign a petition online if you would like. This can help force government attention on this issue.) Your [...]

21st Century Traitors

A Bit on Marketing

FiveOClockCharlie sent me this and its a fascinating read. The gist is how simple marketing strategy will make your marketing endevours more successful – and all from the mind of a 6 year old.

Rob Liefeld

I had totally forgotten about this guy until I dug up my old comic book collection. Classic.

In Japan they are now eating…

Humans. WHAT THE FU^%&*#^&@#$^#$^%@#$?!?!?!?! Fried Rice is is PEOPLE!!!!

I usually avoid this “side show” birth certificate issue …..

not because I believe it unimportant, but there are many more pressing issues for the citizens of the United States to be made aware of (forced vaccinations, federalization of all State and local police forces, ending the illegal Private Federal Reserve Bank … etc.). After promising on the campaign trail to not use Presidential Signing Statements [...]

Glen Beck Throws a Tantrum

Really grow up you ass hole. Just because you have a TV show does not make you better than any other 5 year old that throws a tantrum because mommy took away your lolly pop. PS learn the facts you pinhead.

The Future of CGI is a Good Story

I just finished watching the latest Harry Potter film, and I can tell you without reservations that the special effects were awesome. At least I vaguely remember them as being awesome. You know, the usual: a Quidditch match in the snow, Death Eaters swirling around, another cool form of speedy transportation, Draco suddenly looking as [...]

A Little Religion on Friday

So I just returned from lunch. During lunch my 4 lunch partners and I were verbally chastized by our waitress who lamented that we were all going to hell because one of us brought up the concept of a strip club. Now understand this: we did not invent the strip club, nor were we actually [...]

Have We Not Learned Anything?

A Robot that lives on biomatter? Built by the military? REALLY!?!?!? Do I really need to list every single novel and movie that tells us this is a bad idea? We really do deserve to go extinct – and apparently the source of our extinction will be complete in 2020!

FU Friday #105 Hail to Thee Picard

Sachs are scum. Enough said.

Sausages!

One of the best Kids in the Hall episodes ever. Enjoy.

Tragic State of Kids These Days

Ever wonder what happens when spoiled little unpunished brats are finally punished. Here are a few examples.

Tragic State of the Economy

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! You may recall that we are in fact in a recession – some argue the worst recession since the Great Depression, others say that it is actually worse! Let us consider the bank bailout for a minute. Do you remember? Loads of banks needed to be bailed out because they were going [...]

Frank DeFord

I have never kept it a secret that I listen to National Public Radio (NPR). My highlight is on Wednesday morning when Frank DeFord gives his 2-5 minute commentary on the Sports world. I strongly suggest you listen – not only is he well spoken, but I find him to be funny as hell in [...]

Badass Baseball

And sometimes Baseball is actually entertaining!

Long Live Coach McGuirk!

Looks funny.

Medvedev Shows Off Sample Coin of New ‘World Currency’ at G-8

Lets get this straight right up front: There are no plans for a New World Order.

The Condensed Works of a Real Pecker

Free Speach

District 9

Thanks to Karzack. This looks awesome.

Box Office Numbers – The Big Sham

Next time Michael Bay brags about how much money his movies make, check out this list. Adjusting for inflation is a bitch. Few of the movies are truly surprising, although seeing “Blazing Saddles” at #47 warms my cynical little heart. What’s also interesting is how many of the movies on the list are dramas “aimed” [...]

Global Warming – LMFAO – How to pay Al Gore more money …

When you deal in generalities of 1000’s of years and ice core samples, it’s easy to ignore an 800 year time differential between CO2 levels and temperature levels on the earth over time (read that as Not mention it At All so you can reverse the CO2 vs Temp. charting).

Worse than You Remember

Let’s face it – 80’s cartoons were bad. Even the ones you remember fondly were bad in every way – plot, animation, voiceovers, etc. They have not aged well. Witness this great G.I. Joe presentation by Slate. Of course Robotech is the exception, especially in terms of plot.

Talking to My Employees

I gave this speech to motivate my team.

Facebook!!!!

Steve McNair R.I.P.

Holy Crap!

Refreshing News!

Apparently the government has “misread how bad the economy is“! Here is what kills me about that – WHY ARE WE DOING STIMULUS PACKAGES AND BAILING OUT DOUCHEBAGS WHEN WE CAN’T EVEN ESTIMATE HOW BAD SHIT REALLY IS!?!?!