Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”


Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”

He hates his job.
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Ryan has practically a harem of girls right within the key demographic of this “game“.

Someone, please, for the love of all that is darn spiffy, tell me why is the USA so interested in protecting Israel? Recently Obama met with Diplomat dude from Israel where Obama asked him to play nice with the Palestinians – at the same time Obama upped the amount of money the USA is GIFTING [...]
Look people… Weren’t hundreds of thousands of us supposed to be dead by now? Yeah-yeah, there are little news blurbs here and there, but let’s think about this. If… If the Swine Flu was so contagious and life threatening I would have expected to be boarded up in my house right now shooting mutants “Resident [...]

GTFO!
(I am the cat in this picture.. Monday is the mouse.)

“The ads say in six weeks, “Cheerios could help lower your cholesterol four percent”. In making that claim, the F.D.A. says Cheerios becomes a drug, which can’t be marketed for its benefits without approval. “
Really F.D.A. ??? Maybe the organization could be working on some more important issues? What’s next? “ABC Company Exercise [...]

I mean I am so freaking tired of excuses, excuses, excuses. “I wasn’t briefed”, “I didn’t know”, “…they lied to me.” Those wouldn’t save my rear end in my job, so why do they get a pass? I’m just sayin!

We keep joking about the coming Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) and how the swine flu could have gotten us a step closer – tragically we were wrong. That said some obviously bereft of intellect type individuals are now working on releasing some flies onto the North American Continent that turn Fire Ants in Zombies. NO SHIT! [...]

“Water-boarding is torture… It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way; you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.”
– Former Governor Jesse Ventura, an [...]

Around here we talk about loads of stupid crap all day. People embellish quite a bit – if it was really 50 chances are the story is told where its 60-75, whatever the IT is. I was thinking about this phenonena while having a talk with a staff member today who was telling me about [...]

I’d write something here except well, it may offend someone so I will just link to this proposed legislation.

My email SPAM filter (is that even supposed to be in all caps?) is generally pretty good. Except it lets through emails with “SPAM” in the subject line. I get a bout 10 email a day with headings like “SPAM girls like dicks big” and “Why SPAM Are You Not SPAM Rich you worthless SPAM [...]

Since Halen was nice enough to share a video with us, I have responded with this present. Happy Tuesday Halen.

Blew me away. Take the 5 minutes to watch – you will see a dog meow.
Thanks Halen, you are awesome in my book.