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Bob Basso

I found this compelling.

Bilderberg

If this article is totally fake then man did someone put a lot of work into faking it. Take the time to read it, really very interesting. Thanks to Mo! If you have never heard of the Bilderberg group then you really should read up on it. There are loads of totally disconnected sources that [...]

This is why college ball is better than the MLB

When “Shorn Scrotum” is Too Subtle for A Corporate Website

I remember watching a “bloopers” porno with a roommate, and it featured Ron Jeremy getting shaved from head to toe. Now if you’ve ever seen Ron, they do not call him “the hedgehog” for nothing. Watching him walk around clothed only in a layer of shaving cream reminded me of nightmares I had as a [...]

We’re the Government — and You’re Not

CYBER CZAR or CYBER CRAZY

Really CYBER CZAR is all they could come up with as a super-de-duper cool name. Why not call this person YENDOR LORD OF THE WEB GEEKS,  GEEK GOD or WEB AVENGER OF DEATH.  I digress…. I could go on for hours with that. On a more serious note however, one would think that this would [...]

Cyber CZAR!!!

RAWR! Apparently Obama is set to create this new position: the Cyber Czar! Not to pick naming conventions too much apart here but THE CYBER CZAR?!!? Just wow. So anywhoo what is this dude allowed to do? Read About it here. That said – this is a picture of a dude that already works as [...]

Don’t Waterboard me Bro!

Jesse Ventura Body Slams Fixed Noise FTW! Part 2

No laughing matter – Don’t Smile!

“Stopping driver’s license fraud is no laughing matter: Four states are ordering people to wipe the grins off their faces in their license photos.” HaHaHaHahahahahahaha – sigh

How I think of Politicians

This is a video of Macho Man Randy Savage. He is clearly insane. That said they way he talks reminds me of many politicians – random rhetoric. Consider this – if he spoke like this in any other situation he’d be carted off in a padded wall filled van.

A Bit of Me

Granted, this is a Hollywood rendition of events that never actually took place. That said I really wish that in some way I was as gifted as Hollywood portrays Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart to be, as I believe that he was. I have always felt that this scene is Hollywood at its finest.

Suburban Survivalists

Interesting read here. Ironically I have been reading this book – World War Z – that takes a quite realistic view point on the Zombie Apocalypse. How do these two subjects have anything to do with one another? Common suburbanites having an interest in something other than just shopping and reality television. Granted one is set [...]

A Touchy Subject

Let me start this piece by saying that historically, in the United States of America, people of African decent have been time and time again handed the short end of the stick. First their was slavery, then we moved onto decades of racism, and finally when racism seems to be letting up, the inner city [...]

John Oliver at His Best

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Scamalot thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor As a big fan of John Oliver, I mostly posted this to my my own amusement.

Anal Poisoning = Great Band Name

A great article on Rush’s favorite obsession. What else is there to say?

GlazedNConfused At Work

He hates his job. The Worst Job Ever – Watch more Funny Videos

I Blame Paranormal State

Ryan has practically a harem of girls right within the key demographic of this “game“.

Israel – REALLY?!

Someone, please, for the love of all that is darn spiffy, tell me why is the USA so interested in protecting Israel? Recently Obama met with Diplomat dude from Israel where Obama asked him to play nice with the Palestinians – at the same time Obama upped the amount of money the USA is GIFTING [...]

Hey?! What Happened To The Swine Flu?

Look people… Weren’t hundreds of thousands of us supposed to be dead by now? Yeah-yeah, there are little news blurbs here and there, but let’s think about this. If… If the Swine Flu was so contagious and life threatening I would have expected to be boarded up in my house right now shooting mutants “Resident [...]

A Message for Monday

GTFO!  (I am the cat in this picture.. Monday is the mouse.)

Cheerios – Baby boomer Drug?!?

“The ads say in six weeks, “Cheerios could help lower your cholesterol four percent”.  In making that claim, the F.D.A. says Cheerios becomes a drug, which can’t be marketed for its benefits without approval. “ Really F.D.A. ??? Maybe the organization could  be working on some more important issues? What’s next? “ABC Company Exercise [...]

Who would you fire in today’s legislature?

I mean I am so freaking tired of excuses, excuses, excuses. “I wasn’t briefed”, “I didn’t know”, “…they lied to me.” Those wouldn’t save my rear end in my job, so why do they get a pass? I’m just sayin!

Another Good Step Towards the ZA.

We keep joking about the coming Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) and how the swine flu could have gotten us a step closer – tragically we were wrong. That said some obviously bereft of intellect type individuals are now working on releasing some flies onto the North American Continent that turn Fire Ants in Zombies. NO SHIT! [...]

Torture? In A Nutshell

“Water-boarding is torture… It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way; you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.” – Former Governor Jesse Ventura, an [...]

A Bit on Myths

Around here we talk about loads of stupid crap all day. People embellish quite a bit – if it was really 50 chances are the story is told where its 60-75, whatever the IT is. I was thinking about this phenonena while having a talk with a staff member today who was telling me about [...]

Offend someone online = Felony

I’d write something here except well, it may offend someone so I will just link to this proposed legislation.

My SPAM Filter – Stupid Like a Fox?

My email SPAM filter (is that even supposed to be in all caps?) is generally pretty good. Except it lets through emails with “SPAM” in the subject line. I get a bout 10 email a day with headings like “SPAM girls like dicks big” and “Why SPAM Are You Not SPAM Rich you worthless SPAM [...]

Hasselhoff for Halen

Since Halen was nice enough to share a video with us, I have responded with this present. Happy Tuesday Halen.

Thanks to Halen for this!

Blew me away. Take the 5 minutes to watch –  you will see a dog meow. Thanks Halen, you are awesome in my book.

Real Life Twitter

Redneck Woman

Someone please tell me if this is a real song or some sick form of mockery. The lyrics are priceless btw.

Carmina Burana – Carl Orff

I Never use the word perfect to describe anything as I believe in the Japanese theory that we may spend our lives to understand perfection wtihout ever actually becoming it. In other words to attain perfection one must first understand what perfection is, and humans are imperfect by definition and thus are incapable of the [...]

No Such Thing as a Free Internet or Fans of Hugs

I must say something about hugs. I can’t really buy into becoming a “fan” of hugs. First of all, it is too all-inclusive. Who would admit to not liking hugs? It’s like being a fan of winning World War II. Second, and my main gripe, is that it is not specific enough. Now if you [...]

Tone Deaf Friday FU Friday # 2020

Star Trek: Woot!

At heart I have always been a dork/nerd/whatever. You can ask anyone that I went to high school with, and if they remember me at all, they will tell you that I was a huge dork to such a degree that women didn’t even consider me human. I believe that I have mentioned in the [...]

Buying a Minivan

My wife and I are in the market for a minivan. Why? We have a 2 year old son and twins on the way – basically we are doomed. Consequently our Honda Accord and Honda Civic Si (mine)  just aren’t going to cut it regarding toting tiny tots around the town. My wife is the [...]

Miss California Nude? Yeah don’t bother!

Oh no, Miss California’s got nude photos! Hey I have some news for you liberal fanatics – Christian chicks like to show some boobs too! I’m not here to argue the hippocracy of the situation. I’m here to tell you that if you are expecting to see something worthy of Miss California losing her [...]

Dom DeLuise – R.I.P.

Man I hate it when cool people die. With that say – Dom DeLuise passed away. Tragic, truly.

Be the first to know if your life is gonna blow

Be the first on your block to know when the ominous, deadly flying Swine Flu has arrived!

Update on WHO is trying to run the world …

There is way too much hype around this whole “Swine Flu” outbreak. You’ve heard the expression “When pigs fly!”, well this virus is at last check: 2 parts Swine Flu, 1 part Human Flu and 1 part Avian Flu – there you go, pigs with bird flu they must fly. Seriously enough with the hype [...]

Icaria: Land of Eternal Youth?

Not really. BUT – apparently people on Icaria, some tiny island off the coast of Greece, live much longer than the rest of us. How long? Fully one third of their population reaches 90 years old. How? Is it genetics? Are they just lucky by having drawn the “I Was Borne on Icaria Card”? Sort [...]

FU Friday – Fun with Religion!

This text was taken from here. I cried while I read it.   THE GOOD BOOK On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant  Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,  and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an  open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, [...]