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Bollywood Kung-Fu

My day is sucking, but this almost made it.

Swine Flu Vaccine Ads – 1976

Same story, different era. Side Note: back then the “vaccine” didn’t really make it to main stream. Oddly enough we are all still here.

Don’t panic … Swine Flu

Dracula Ants

I call this the holy shit ant, however its real name is Adetomyrma is an endangered genus of ants that live in Madagascar. The adults bring corpses of fallen insects back to the colony, which they feed to the larva. read more

Conspiracy About Vaccines – Real?

This is a FWD from a friend, I found it intriguing.  Dear friends, Quick heads up… Last summer, some conspiracy theorists said the bird flu was going to be spread via vaccines. Then, in February 2009, Austrian vaccine manufacturer Baxter was caught shipping vaccines to 18 countries with the live Avian flu virus in them. It was discovered [...]

“The Entire State of Arizona is Dead”

Snoutbreak ‘09 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c The Last 100 Days thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor

PSA Too Violent for TV?

Swine Flutacular!

Yesterday I did this mediocre post on the Swine Flu and how its being made out to be the Zombie Apocalypse. The part that amazes me is how much world wide paranoia this is causing – not my article. Yesterday England, and the EU, announced that going to the USA and Mexico was a bad [...]

Um, Wow! Wait. What?

The Zombie Apocalypse- AKA The Swine Flu

So apparently the Europeans have declared the USA and Mexico as Zombie wastelands. I may be exaggerating just a bit, a wee, a nub, a tid.. whatever. The fact is the European Union (EU) is now looking at us as the starting place for armageddon! That aside, this morning I was listening to good old [...]

Sick Son Of A Bitches! Or Over The Top Censorship?

I saw this and couldn’t let it slip by.

God Bless Google Maps

First came google maps. Then came Google Street view.  GOOGLE Introduces  …… GOOGLE BOOB VIEW!!!!!!!

Lego to the rescue – Waterboarding!

FU Friday #100 – A STORM IS BREWING

NUFF SAID

Honorable? Selfish? Cowardly? Pick One

Musings prompted by the recent Freddie Mac CFO suicide. Thraxxus and I sometimes talk about a big difference between American and foreign businessmen – the latter’s propensity to commit suicide in the wake of infamous failure. Whether they are businessmen of China, Japan, or Korea, those industry leaders seem to have a lower tolerance for professional [...]

College Humor – we didn’t start the flame war.

Well done College Humor. Old but who cares. The original by Billy Joel.

New Human

I read about this a few weeks ago, and this morning MoMajic was nice enough to forward this video to me. Watch it. I believe this guy is right – why? A friend of mine has a daughter who is already classified technically as a cyborg as she has robotic ear implants. Turns out she [...]

Shatner’s Best

William Shatner has had one of those careers that most of us in some fashion or another scoffed at. I believe that, ironically, this scene where Mr. Spock dies was the best he had to offer. Enjoy a little Star Trek on Thursday.

Animaniacs – Clown and Out

Continuing with the Warner Brothers Theme – ladies and gents, the Animaniacs.

Earth Day Should be renamed to Day of the Crazies

Quote of the Day

“If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on [...]

Tiny Toons meets They Might Be Giants

Oldie, but goodie. Man I miss Tiny Toons.

Gay = Religion? What?

Folks, if you have not heard mention the Miss USA controversy then I encourage you to not spend more than the few moments on it that I am devoting here. I am only bringing attention to the topic based upon a quote from the organizer of the Miss California pageant. Please read from FOXNews.com: Keith Lewis, who runs [...]

7 Signs of Terrorism – KC Metro

I really should not be suprised to see this, and understand that sadly many people are probably going to see an Obama Osama around every corner. Some seriously retarded people seem to be running things.

Samali pirates demand computer nerds stop using the term …

So I wonder if the Pirate Bay four recently convicted can look forward to being taken to court over their use of the word “Pirate”? Aaargh!

How I Feel About Extremists

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Tea Party Tyranny thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor

The Official Rules of Facebook

How They See Our News

Funny – this is pretty much how I see it too.

FU Dance Party Friday

YOU MUST PARTICIPATE

Blackjack – Nope, not the card game.

Blackjack series from the London Telegraph – unexplained as to why it was printed.

LOLCats

Enjoy the history of LOLCats. History Of LOL Cats – More bloopers are a click away

U.S. States Rights

Instead of relying on my non-writer talent to bring some light to the subject of bringing the federal government to heel, please look at this article. It is also worth taking a minute to read one or more of the listed state bills.

For Our Resident Hitler Obsessive

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Obama and Hitler thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor

Talk is Cheap, Texas

One big pet peeve of mine is people who talk and talk and talk yet take little action to back it up. I think in Texas they call it “all hat no cattle”. You want to secede from the United States? You need to get the process rolling now. Please. Tell me where can I [...]

This is BAh-ah-ah-ahd Ass.

Extreme sheep herding. This is worth a watch – seriously. Might I add that Sheep Herding Dogs are incredible. I was hoping to give all of you a respite from the evil tax world. Get lost in magical sheep imagery.

White House locked down after tea bags thrown; Teabagging continues in Congress …

… and it’s not even Friday! Since it appears to be a day of protest I found this article to be very much spot on in the times we find ourselves living in. Finally some cartoon propaganda for everyone who thinks paying taxes to private banks is the right thing to do …

The Nefarious 3-D

My personal hero Roger Ebert did a mini-rant against the new 3-D trend in his recent Monsters Vs. Aliens review. Here is the gist: “Now that flawless screen surface is threatened with a gimmick, which, let’s face it, is intended primarily to raise ticket prices and make piracy more difficult. If its only purpose was artistic, [...]

Burger Ads

Burger companies are getting out of control with their ads – Burger King making the biggest f-up in modern history.  A Hot Ad. A Funny Ad.

Piracy does not equal Terrorism

Whilest on my usual drive to work this fine morning I was listening once again to NPR where a story was unfolding that implied that Piracy may equal Terrorism. More specifically the discussion was about how Pirates and Terrorists could combine forces in some Wonder Twin Powers sort of way that could lead to super [...]

S.E.A.L. Snipers

Pay close attention to what is said in the video – The Boat is totally enclosed. If you do the math that would mean that the snipers couldn’t actually see the targets beyond infrared. And here is how it went down. Just Damn.

That will be $9 sir.

It has begun! Apparently our illustrious government(s) are now creating new wonderful fees for the normal citizen to pay to help bolster the economy and try to save our country. I mean come on – a tax to use street lights? What gets me here is once again the citizen is expected to shoulder the [...]

BJ’s for EVERYONE on Fridays.

Just how Madonna Likes it

Improb at its finest.

Lightsaber battle + hot chicks = a happy geek

I dont think that this really needs any explination.. Spoiler alert ….. Underoos are shown On a more serious note who can go wrong with stop motion Lego’s Planet TR-57: Pilot from Valley Video Services on Vimeo.

But can it kick my ass?!?!

Yesterday I did a little diddy on computer hardware, costs, and the sexual effect it had on Enigma and I (I can’t really confirm his, I was merely jumping to conclusions). So today this website had an ad on Blinkinblogs so I clicked it. I then went to the top of the chain regarding their [...]

My Only Complaint?

You don’t have the option of shooting them in the BACK of the head. Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Sporting Technowood

My computer, albeit is functional, needs more oomf. I get these emails from this place called microcenter every so often that make me tear up a little bit as they show how cheap hardware is now. Well this morning I forwarded that email off to Engima who also started chompin at the bit and sent [...]

A Giant May Tumble.

According to this article Blockbuster may be going belly up soon. Unless you have been living under a rock since VHS was first invented, followed directly by the invent of the movie rental palace, you probably know that Blockbuster is the movie rental place that has been properly cornholing its userbase for the better part [...]

Trouble Picking-Up Women? Try Sex-Panther!

Twitter is out Flutter is in

Why I like Easter

KILLING CHOCOLATE BUNNIES

Tweety Twits on Twitter

Enjoy.

Post Apocalyptica

All these recent posts of ours that imply that the world is doomed got me to thinking about the worst case scenario – you know, the one many super doomsayers like to talk about – the apocalypse. The entire idea sounds terrible, and yet is oddly enough one the coolest film and story genres around. [...]

The First Family Guy

Pay CLOSE attention to the introduction prior to the actual cartoon.

Should Obama control the Net?

Now that the U.S. President can dictate that a private company CEO step down, it seems only natural that congress should give control of the Internet and even private networks, to the White House. I consider these actions to be attacks on the Constitution. That’s just me though.

Sluts

News Show April Fools

Someone Pulls a Bart Simpson

I am miffed.

I love The Family Guy. This last weekend the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation was on it, and I missed the entire episode. Fiveoclockcharlie was nice enough to send me this. My day is ruined. It looks hysterical.

When Space Invaders Strike

Earth population ‘exceeds limits’ – Really?!?

Current advisor to Sec. of State Clinton states “There are probably already too many people on the planet.” and advocates for continued efforts to reduce population growth rates in this BBC report. Hopefully I’m not making to large of a leap in thinking that maybe she also subscribes to the Eugenics agenda and laws to live by found in [...]

Twitter Users = Terrorists!

File this report under “Seriously?!?” Also in breaking news – “Guns kill people.”, “Spoons responsible for fat people world wide!”. Sigh