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Pat Sajak or Billy Mays?

I was forced to watch the Wheel of Fortune a couple weeks ago for the first time in probably a decade (except for funny clips, of course). If you haven’t watched it in years, you are in for a shock. Wheel of Fortune was always one of the dumbest game shows on television, if not [...]

Legos are still the best toys ever.

And when a brilliant team uses legos to make m agic, it is even better. Enjoy.

6 Feet from the Edge

I have woken up with this damn song stuck in my head several times now. Consequently I am going to stick it in your head. Fuggin Creed.

Mass Effect 2

Ooohhhh yea!

Proof that 80s Movies were JUST THAT BAD.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare – fitting title for shit. Here is an article on the craptacular film. I was going to post this on Friday, but we already inundated you all with interweb film – so here is your saturday fix.

More Fluff than the Set of a Ron Jeremy Movie

Adding on to Thrax’s “Just a Friend” Biz Markie post, I present probably the greatest cover of “Bennie and the Jets” ever. First, the original classic cut: Now, the Biz Markie/Beastie Boys version:

What is Best in Life?

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger : What is best in life? Uploaded by tinkerdill

You Cant Touch This on Friday

Quoting a Friend

Yesterday I was having lunch with some friends and the topic of conversation made its way over to the lady who recently had octuplets. Our conversation went something like this: Me: You know she had 6 kids prior. That makes 14 kids. Who the fuck wants 14 kids? Furthermore, she is on welfare, and has been [...]

Those Wacky Brits

The film totally speaks for itself. See more funny videos and Funny Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

My Current Favorite Comic Strip Series

These Guys Rule – Dragon Slayers

I don’t know who they are but someone needs to fund them so they can make a full length feature. Talent of this magnitude is not to be wasted.

Wanted ‘Weapons of Fate’

OK so when I am sick I like to sit on the couch break out the 360 control and usually play a game that involves a lot of death. So Wanted ‘Weapons of Fate’ seemed like the perfect under the weather pick me up I needed. I quickly dragged my ass out to the local [...]

Robotech the Movie

I may have talked about this before, and if I have I am sorry – I am old so deal with it. Robotech was a cartoon that was first created in Japan in the magical mystical animation style of Anime (the Paper version being Manga). The show was released in the USA in the early [...]

A vision of death

Last night while coughing so hard my eyes stopped working, and nearly losing consciousness I had a moment to reflect upon one of my favorite movie scenes. I can only assume I relate to this scene at this very moment because at this very moment I can actually see how horrible of a death TB is. [...]

Hitler Youth Corp – Really? Uh-huh…

File this under “While we distracted the public with Bankster Bailouts.” The United States House of Representatives passed HR-1388 - “Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education Act” or GIVE Act (which if you read the bill it is really ”Give Mandatory Service Act”) – by a vote of 321 to 105.  Really? Yes, really. It’s on the Senate calendar [...]

John Mellencamp – Bitter Old Bastard with Valid Points

The artist formerly known as John Cougar recently posted on The Huffington Post, and he sure is pissy. Nonetheless, he provided a decent history of the record business and how it went horribly wrong. It is hard to take the man seriously, especially since all I can ever think about is how GM drilled “Our [...]

PROOF!!

Finally, Blinkinblogs.com has uncovered proof of the New World Order. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

Stewie Loves Everyone.

I love the Family guy.

Our Government at its Best.

Last year our government, in a bid to “bail out” big business, decided that it was a good idea to fork over 700 billion dollars to failing companies and banks as according to the Government, if they failed then the rest of the economy would go with them. What was the money spent on? How [...]

Hot Chicks and Ice Cream

WTF is Twitter

Simply put its a social bloggy netowky thingy

My Theme Song

Zlad and his lil space rocket

ENJOY

Insanity – Oingo Boingo – Pure Awesome

 I got to see this live, at the farewell concert. Also got to see it the first time they played in live in San Diego. RIP Boingo. Im so sorry, please forgive me Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem?  Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind. Straighten out this crooked toungue… My mind has wandered, [...]

If you have 3 minutes and 27 seconds to burn…

Watch this:

Ponder me this….

I ask of you a question, not because I expect an answer but because I expect all you to ponder the question, situation and my statements as if your life and the life of your children lay dependent upon it. When a man (human) reaches a point in his (or her) life when every moment [...]

This week’s WTF: A Giant Worm!??!

Apparently there is a giant worm that is working its way up to the Dune class of Spice producing, Human Munching, base crunching size. Some crap you just can’t make up. Now, think this through – humans are under the impression that we are the masters of this world. If this thing decides that procreation [...]

Just Wow.

DANGER: I am about to make a grand generalization! R U READY?!?!?  Asian Films are getting more and more awesome by the day. Why you ask? I believe they can do incredible things on the cheap. Labor is incredibly inexpensive in many Asian countries, and in many instances that allows their directors to take bigger chances. This [...]

Alleged Al Qaeda Sleeper Agent Ali al-Marri : Have You Seen This Guy’s Mullet?

Check out the pic and story.

Supreme Commander: My new addiction.

Supreme Commander is beyond a shadow of a doubt the best Real Time Strategy game I have ever played or seen, and they are making a part two. for just $30 you can get both the original game and the expansion at GameStop (cheaper in stores than online oddly). Lately Enigma, FiveO’ClockCharlie and I have [...]

Creative Marketing Done Right.

Ladies and Gentlemen, T-Mobile did an ad right.

Saint Patty’s Day!

Happy Saint Patty’s Day! If you are trying to come up with an excuse to cover your drunk ass in the morning try this one.

Aren’t we in a recession?

What kills me about Entrepenuers is that many of them whine about not having any business, but fail to show up to service calls or retrun your calls at all. Enigma and I just discussed this tonight – thought you might enjoy it. Enigma: so my spa salesmen never showed up Enigma: can not even show up [...]

What they make, and what they do with it.

Professional Sports Stars make WHAT?!?!

Thraxxus Heart Bourdain

This link is for him. I think he is too easy on Rachel Ray, for once.

How Not to Handle a Management Decision

True story: I have a friend whom I will call Juan. He was browsing the local Craigslist job postings and found one at his company that read suspiciously like his position. Juan was unaware of any dissatisfaction with his job, and knew for certain they would not hire a backup or coworker. So he [...]

Spin That Wheel Raymond

Some things in life you just cant pass sharing with your friends. And this is one of those things….

WWSD?

We have this running joke that we call WWSD which means ‘What Would Stalin Do?” It is not a reference to any of us being socialists, as from what I can recall none of use are, but it is something we state when we see, read or hear about some travesty that will most likely [...]

Drop that Constitution and put your hands up!

You really just can’t make this stuff up. On February 20th, 2009 the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) distributed “The Modern Militia Movement” report to law enforcement in Missouri. This report is for real and I urge you to call the number given on the report, and confirm it for yourself. You might want to think twice about any [...]

Jon Stewart vs Jim Cramer CONTINUED BUM BUM BUM

Some shit you just cant make up. Last nights interview

Very Cool.

This is awesome. Minority Report Technology made by MIT. Very cool stuff. I want three. The Scene from Minority Report.  

FU LARRY

Conspiracy or Censorship?

I usually don’t get on a soap box about politics or the American government but AMERICA WAKE THE FUCK UP.  We here at the BB offices have been talking a lot about the NAU and Amero.  If you don’t know what those are watch the videos in the previous post “North American Union? Amerio? Is [...]

Beck – Loser Lyrics

Arguabley some of the best lyrics ever written. Sing Along!  In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise [...]

Feel Free to Laugh, but…

I hope you have been entertained by this Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer feud, because I have thoroughly enjoyed it so far. Cramer will be on The Daily Show Thursday, which should not be missed by anyone (fan of Cramer and/or Stewart or not). It is different than O’Reilly vs. Stewart, because Cramer (a) has [...]

North American Union? Amero? Is it all TRUE?

This is simply the beginning of a not so happy ending. The North American Union. What is it you say? Well ever heard of this thing called the EU or European Union who have combined countries and created one common form of money the EURO? Well looks like good ole Bush put the plan in motion [...]

Drunk + Mario + Japaneese Narration = Weird Fun

Exciting Developments in the U.S. Economic Crisis: Why you may want to pay attention to this one!

This morning Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve, hinted at an increase in regulatory authority of the Federal Reserve over the U.S. banking system. Wait a second here… Folks what does that mean? Well, that’s a darn good question, and one I am hoping you are asking yourself right about now. Bernanke’s little “hint” was [...]

Motivation – the Primary Trait of Sports Excellence

I was playing video games the other day, and I started thinking about Tiger Woods. No, I wasn’t playing Tiger Woods golf. I bought that for the Wii and sold it a week later – it was too dry and clinical. I felt like I was performing brain surgery outside. No, I was playing Battlefield:Bad [...]

The Woes of Internet Marketing Continue

I reported the other day that we were doing a new site design, loads of internet marketing and focussing on honing our ad placement. I opened up a Google AdWords account and made some key word buys that oddly enough worked amazingly well. To put things in perspective we had 300+ visitors in one day [...]

Gary Vaynerchuk

This dude is straight forward and to the point. My kind of people. Check him out.   Gary Vaynerchuk at FOWA Miami 09 from DamianVoltes.com on Vimeo.

Worlds best VCR Hack

Pardon the dust…

We are building stuff. As you can see (if you have ever been here before) we have launched the basis of our redesign. We will be adding even more shortly, including more writers. Turns out there are more snarky professionals out there than I first thought. Consequently, in the near future, we should have even [...]

MP3 Applications

I have always been a bit of a Winamp fan on my windows machines as it is simple to use, has 8 trillion skins that you can download, and the developers seem to have a new release like every 9.2 minutes. I was curious about the new apps that may be out and did a [...]

Terrell Owens – Whogivesashit?

Am I the only one who is tired of hearing about this guy? If you haven’t heard already apparently Buffalo signed him  - which means that their coaching staff, like the 900 before them on other teams, is under the impression that they can turn this ugly duckling into a swan. My bet is that [...]

Pardon our Ads

You may have noticed a rather silly increase in google ads on our site and may be wondering WTF are these shmucks up to? Fact of the matter we are simply doing a research project, much akin to my buying web traffic one, on which ads work, if any, and why. Let me splain! I just [...]

Freaked Me Out as a Kid

Do you remember this? Check out the rest of the animation here.

The Joy of Playing

WHAT WHAT FRIDAY?

This is an Incredible story! From Moe.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The Tar Pits Beckon

There are three activities I believe that everyone should participate in at least once in their lives: Get his or her ass kicked in a fight Live in their car for any amount of time Perform community service for at least a week Work for a dying company in a dying industry For myself, the verdict is still out on [...]

Creeeeeepy

My niece sent me this one.

This week’s WTF?

So my friend Karzack sent me this link. It is for a product line called squishables. Basically they are over stuft … stuft animals (that was awkward) that you hug. Period. AAAAAAND they are expensive. That said I want the duck (for my son) and the Mammoth – the experimental one that looks somewhat normal. [...]

Revenge of the Nerds

If there was a band that used an Electric Violin like the Nerds do in this piece, Poindexter to be specfic, I’d buy all their albumns. Just saying.