Archive | February, 2009

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Super Eagle Friday

Posted on 27 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

WTF are these people thinking are they seriously thinking that this is gonna get people to buy their shit. COME ON.  I bring to you on this FU Friday EAGLE MAN AND EAGLE WOMAN……..

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The Onion.. again

Posted on 27 February 2009 by Thraxxus

The Onion can do no wrong in my opinion. Their video and written delivery is better than most “real” news. I loved this clip.

 
Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

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Did that Guinea Pig Just Say “Holla”?

Posted on 26 February 2009 by GlazednConfused

I need some feedback on this movie trailer. Sure, Mr. Bruckeimer should have been a dead giveaway, but I am totally flummoxed. That does not happen very often.

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Magnum Can Do No Wrong

Posted on 26 February 2009 by GlazednConfused

Those of us of a (ahem) certain age, sex, and access to TV grew up idolizing one or all three of the following small-screen actors: Bruce Willis (Moonlighting), George Peppard (A-Team), and the ‘stached hero that the Gods christened “Tom Selleck”. MacGyver had zero personality, and the Duke boys had little appeal outside their car. Plus, the whole show seemed dumb to me even in my youth, and the South is where I unfortunately lived half of my life. Although, you can replace Peppard with Dirk Benedict (Battlestar Galactica, A-Team), who was a bit preppy and rarely drove the van. Tom Selleck was the pinnacle of manhood in my young eyes – awesome scenery, red exotic car, and facial hair that all boys aspire to grow. Selleck’s post-Magnum career is nothing to sneeze at, although no really great movie roles. “Quigley Down Under” was entertaining western fluff. His gay role in “In and Out” was memorable. Unless you watch a lot of TV movies (I don’t know anyone who actually does), you may wonder what he’s been up to. “The Daily Show” invites him on regularly, and his latest is funny. What he’s “up to” now is exactly how I imagined it.

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The Military loves…

Posted on 25 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Disturbed. Loads of their songs have been played IN COMBAT. This one is a concert Disturbed gave the Military in Kuwait – The Game. Enjoy.

 

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Mel Gibson as The Colonel

Posted on 25 February 2009 by Thraxxus

This is clearly a spoof, however I wish it wasn’t. I appreciate some of the films Gibson has been involved in, Braveheart and the Road Warrior series being the best, but would really love to see him do a film like this one implies. Of course for this to be truly a Mel Gibson production wouldn’t the chickens need to be Jewish and him drunk CONSTANTLY. You’d almost have to have a scene where he drives through a chicken coop, hammered out of his skull, screaming racial epitaphs the entire way in his large American Steal made vehicle.

Side Note: Am I the only person who is totally grossed out by Kentucky Fried Chicken now?

 

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Facebook Unfriended

Posted on 24 February 2009 by GlazednConfused

Today I got unceremoniously dropped as a friend from Facebook. I always wondered what would happen if I dropped someone. Would they be notified immediately? Would a little shock come through my keyboard as I dared to defy Facebook and its very reason for existence? Would the ex-friend be pissed? In real life you can just pull handy excuses out of your ass, which is made especially easy by the advent of the cellphone. “I changed phones and lost most of my numbers”, “my cellphone died”, “It fell off my belt and into the toilet, and I flushed unknowingly” or the classic: “looooong story”, as you pretend to strangle your mobile device.

On Facebook, you just drop them and that’s it. I guess I could send him a message, begging and pleading for an explanation. Why Rob – why do you forsake me? How can I make it up to you? Please just tell me. Before you completely disown me, I desperately need to know if our astrological signs destined our friendship to fail. Are we “like” the same person? I’m so sorry I didn’t take any one of the many quizzes you sent. I promise if you befriend me you will know everything about me, from “25 Random Things” to “Which
Dog Anus do you resemble?”. I only have 13 friends – that’s barely a nuclear family nowadays. I can’t afford to lose you. I remember when you first tracked me down, I thought “I gawddamn despised my last two years of high school in a new town, and who the hell is this Rob guy?”. I can almost hear the movie trailer narrator now: “He took a chance on a guy he vaguely remembered, much less gave a rat’s ass about. Be prepared to laugh and cry as you struggle to remember people you barely knew twenty years ago in ‘Facebook – The Movie’ – coming this March!”.

I’m sorry we don’t have the same political opinions – damn the 39% of my soul that could be categorized as liberal! Next time, we can have a cordial discussion about which regional BBQ is the best (Texas? Me too!) and how many gallons is too gawdy for a hat size. I believed that fb was a good venue for discussing contrasting viewpoints on politics. I was wrong. I am finally ready to admit that Obama is the worst ever after a mere month into his presidency. I yearn for your status as we speak – do you hate Mondays? Are you looking forward to better golf weather? Do you still hope that you don’t offend anyone with your conservative politics? Those little updates warmed my heart and tickled the funny bone of my soul. I heart you Rob – please come back to my virtual family.

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Guns N Roses – November Rain

Posted on 24 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Since I did appear to bash Axel – here he is in all his glory. I still think Slash standing on the piano and being able to bend his knees to like 22 degrees makes it – oh, and the f’n orchestra. They still have arguably the best rock albumn of all time: Appetite for Destruction.

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Axel and Elton?

Posted on 24 February 2009 by Thraxxus

I remember fondly the Freddie Mercury Tribute concert – In fact one of the greatest live performances I have ever seen was in it – George Michael and Queen doing Somebody to Love. What I did not know, and thanks to 12oclockCharlie for this: is that Elton John and Axel Rose did Bohemian Rhapsody?!?!?!

Buckle in kids, this is one mind screw of a ride.

Dear god Axel is out of goddamned control!! The shorts make the video.

Which leads me HERE. Were Elton and Axel best of buddies or what? Elton doesn’t even sing in this piece, purely pianist. Ladies and Gentlemen – November Rain – all 4.67 hours of it.

 And you really need to ask yourself – Is his name SLASH because his face was cut by something? I mean the dude never shows his mug.

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HARBINGER OF DOOOOM!!!

Posted on 23 February 2009 by Thraxxus

GlazedNConfused likes to joke around with me regarding my rather bleak outlook on our present situation not only in the United States of America, but also the tremendous amount of crap I read about all over the place regarding the NWO (New World Order for you noobs). He often points out how I spin things out of control, embellish, or are just plain bordering on the edge of insanity. It is probably why he still talks to me at all really.

I keep bringing up the banks, and how The Money Changers are behind most ofthe world’s planned disorder. Many things I have read indicate that at some time it will be a necessity to collapse the disparage banks together into less, but much larger, super banks – the ultimate goal being a monopoly of banks if you will. For the final step to occur, given that Monopolies in the USA are “illegal” is the nationalization of banks. Remember that.

Now take a gander. Don’t mind me though, I am crazy. Oh and there is no such thing as the North American Union nor the Amero – chances are I made those up as well. In fact, I bet if you did a search on either of those on the web you won’t find a single hit!

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Itty Bitty Friday

Posted on 20 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

There are no words to describe the horror involved researching to find this video. I hope you like it I am scarred for life.

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Too good to be true.

Posted on 20 February 2009 by Thraxxus

This is a brief update on the web traffic purchasing scheme. We used these guys. We bought their 3 million unique visitor plan – guess how many amazing hits we’ve received?!?!?! NOT ONE. In three days since we went live with them we haven’t received any traffic. Isn’t that a bit on the odd side? We are working with a company that supplies web traffic, purchased their largest plan, and got nadda.

Now if BlinkinBlogs.com starts getting crazy traffic from them I will let you know, but at this point we got nothing. Charlie’s site DailyBrewski.com also purchased traffic from the same place, and got nadda as well. One could say that both BlinkinBlogs.com and DailyBrewski.com fell prey to the Scamarooski. Bastards.

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9 ways to treat a woman

Posted on 19 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

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Still the Best SNL Ever.

Posted on 18 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Shweaty Balls.

 

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Its not just about the card change

Posted on 18 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

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Amazing Moments In JumboTron History

Posted on 18 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

If you know of more of these awesome moments please let everyone know by posting comments below.

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GlazedNConfused on Location

Posted on 17 February 2009 by Thraxxus

In Hell, also known as Shreveport Lousianna. I spoke with him a bit yesterday and it turns out that he does have computer access only if he feeds and waters the hamsters. What did we discuss? I found this website that I can purchase unique web traffic from. Think about that. I can purchase PEOPLE to my site. If you consider the act of free will, and that slavery was abolished by good ol’ Abe Lincoln here in the states, you might wonder just how does that even occur? One does get to type into a web browser where they intend to web surf, so how is it that they can end up on Blinkinblogs.com (a site that clearly nobody likes, reads, or visits) without even typing that into the browser or being linked to it via a friend, search engine or some other linking site?

Hijackers! The interweb is filled with them! In all seriousness this does seem like how it would get done, and in a way that is true. Have you ever typed in a URL (website for you normies) and not ended up where you thought you were going? Have you ever ended up on some page that said something like “Was this what you were looking for?” and were supplied with a series of links to other sites? Let’s say you were in your car, got on a freeway intent on going to Santa Barbara CA and ended up in Taipai. Basically this is how all of this goes down.

Each and every day thousands of website URLs expire ownership, and out there in the darkness there are a series of companies just waiting to pounce on those URLs. When they get them on the cheap they refit the URL to basically hijack the crap out of any naive web surfer who is out riding the light, and viola, said light surfer ends up looking at Blinkinblogs!

GlazedNConfused are looking at buying 3 million of these unsuspecting web surfers just to see what happens. We’ll keep you posted – of course you may already know waht happened as you did go to some other site and ended up here already. MWAHAHAHAHAHA cough hack wheeeeze.

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Computer Hardware on the Cheap

Posted on 16 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Where I live there is this computer store called Microcenter that deals in basically everything computer oriented even Mac stuff. What gets me is they have loads of hardware on the crazy cheap side, and they are retail! Example? 1.5 terrabyte HD for 119 bucks! What gets me is if they are that cheap at retail, what other wicked hardware deals are out there?

 

If you know of any please link em as a comment here – help the community get cheap hardware!

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The God of Drums

Posted on 13 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Neal Peart, nuff said. The Guy’s rig is crazy.

 

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Rock Star

Posted on 13 February 2009 by Thraxxus

This is why every little boy wants to be a rock star – shows of this magnitude. Let’s just say, I was Thunderstruck by it.

 

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FRIDAYS IN SPACE

Posted on 13 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

Well its Friday the 13th well what does that mean? IT means that you get to watch another spectacular video. MWA HA HA HA HA

Bring back the hits one video at the time. We bring you SPACE GIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL

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Japanese Films Rule.

Posted on 12 February 2009 by Enigma

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The Love Ship

Posted on 12 February 2009 by Five0ClockCharlie

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I Give You Epic

Posted on 11 February 2009 by Thraxxus

Put on headphones or turn up the incredible sound system you may possess, sit back, close your eyes and listen to the sound of angels. Craig Armstrong out did himself on this piece – Escape.

 

This song is the exact opposite to all the crap I talked about in my 80s movies piece.

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80s Film Soundtracks

Posted on 10 February 2009 by Thraxxus

So this weekend I was channel surfing while my 2 year old Shrek sized son dismantled his army of plastic dinosaurs like Godzilla tossing around Japanese citizens in a casual whogivesacrap way. Cruising along at warp factor 27.2 on the remote I landed in the pay channel zone, HBO and the like, and found myself staring dumbly at a simple announcement: Ladyhawke will begin in 2 minutes. LADYHAWKE??!?! I stammered in what could have been believed to be middle school girl glee. I immediately hushed my son to see if this could possibly be true, and it turns out that Skinamax, HOBO or whatever overpriced channel I was looking at wasn’t lying.

45 seconds into the film a terrible series of thoughts struck me harder than Rosie O’Donnel’s Donuts hit her chubby maw:

  1. Movies and shows are rarely as good as you actually remember them to be, especially if you haven’t seen them in a long time.
  2. Number one is even worse if it is a film you have not seen since your childhood – televisions shows being even worse. (God have you even seen the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon? GI Joe? Thundercats?)
  3. Pre 90s films, and television, down to about the 60s have music soundtracks that are so bad you vomit. Personally I find the 80s to be the worst. Why? Synthesizers my friends, the scorge of the music world back then.

I can’t make these claims without sharing a couple examples. First is the Ladyhawke “Killer Song!!” which admittedly starts out nice, almost gothic in nature, an almost wanna be Carl Orff like piece. Andrew Powell clearly loses his mind a minute into the piece.


 
The Second is an attrocity beyond comprehension. I highly doubt anyone can make it through this nightmare. The Neverending Story was a film I adored as a child. Atreu (or however you spell his name) was a stud when we didn’t know what studs were, not that I really do now, and I can’t really say I even use that word, but whogivesacrap? Either way, enjoy. Oh and embedding this video was disabled so please do yourself, and your psychiatryst, a favor and go here. The guy that sings this song actually possesses the worst Mullet I have ever seen. Ponder that statement for a moment.

Last example – The Thundercats, which I mentioned above. Realize that the Thundercats opening song starts off sort of badass. Hell you even get a little pumped. As a kid you sit back and think to yourself “aww yeah go get some thunderkitties!” or something like that. Then about 20 or seconds in actual music starts and you die a little, every time you hear it.

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