Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
No Child Left Behind – Who are we Kidding? »
An employee of mine is about to graduate from college, he is 19 years old I believe. We were talking yesterday about history, both world and American, and he expressed how little he knew. I shook my head and said “its tragic to me that your generation can use practically any technology based device placed [...]
Fun with Words! »
So I am working late, real late, and decided that I needed a new word.
It started with “fucktard”.. a word I am quite fond of…. and sadly did not come up with by myself. The day I first heard the term fucktard I almost peed I was laughing so hard. Everything about it is wrong, [...]
Thinking Outside the Box »
Finally the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) finally is thinking outside the box, or rather thinking in a different box, one filled with little blue pills.
Thraxxus = OGRE »
Christmas Eve, and Thraxxus made his development staff work! Furthermore, Thraxxus is making them work on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Thus – Thraxxus = OGRE, or shmuck, matters on your perspective really.
Embarrassing Story »
So, my new boy looks just like me – and this fact is fascinating. It is like looking at a raw version of myself that may or may not grow in similarity as he “cooks”. Also, it allows me to compliment myself indirectly when I (loudly) comment on how cute he looks in that Pooh [...]
Random Facts You May Not Know »
In order of shock value:
A few years ago, Abba was offered $1 billion to regroup and tour. Mamma Mia!
Those sharp tips at the end of whipped cream cans? A lip wound takes weeks to heal, believe me. Holy water-seared undead recover faster. Be patient…the airy sweetness will be dispensed in a timely manner.
Kinko’s as [...]
Blade Runner »
Last night I was laying in bed listening to my wife sleep while flipping through the channels when I came across Blade Runner(1982). Let me begin by saying that Blade Runner has always been one of my favorite films for a multitude of reasons, but for some reason I seem to forget what those reasons are until [...]
A Piece on American Business Values »
I run a software development team. I have run several in the past as well. I take great pride in my team doing what they are supposed to do and try to instill that pride in them as well. More and more lately I have noticed that many of the companies that we interact with [...]
How much is to much Caffeine? »
I have always wondered how much is to much? Well I believe I have found solid proof that tells us how much is to much.
Hampster on the Piano Eating Popcorn »
Watch this and you shall understand.
Have a happy day
Tax Payers Got Paid »
Actually we didn’t, and won’t any time soon. I am of course referring to those wild promises made just a few weeks ago about the bailout. It went something like this – “The bailout will give the American Tax Payer a name stake in the Companies that they are lending to. We consider it a [...]
Grow a Pair: Time to Tax Gas »
Sorry I’ve been neglecting my blog duties – new baby, bitch grad classes, and general lethargy. Briefly, I just have to say that it is time for the government to man up and tax gas – drastically. As oil approaches a measly $40 a barrel, and gas creeps down to a buck-fifty, it is crucial [...]
Joke Time! »
A man, his wife, and their little daughter go to the circus. The man goes to get some snacks for them and, while he’s gone, an elephant walks by sporting a gigantic boner. The little girl points at it and asks her mom, “Mommy, what’s that?”
The mother, embarrassed, replies “oh…that? That’s the trunk!”
“No, mommy,” [...]
Exactly How I Feel »
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