Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
Sam Kinison in all of Us. »
If you don’t remember Sam Kinison, look here, and here. I bring up Sam because he had this saying that always cracked me up. “I don’t condone the beating of women, I understand it though. I know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist.” Today I found myself thinking about these people that keep losing [...]
The Programmer Pyramid »
As some of you may have figured out many of us who write this blog are in one form of IT or another. This post will be a series of posts hoping to shed some light on the mystical world of programming / programmers. I have to admit much of this post is driven by frustration [...]
The Eternal Question Answered. »
My favorite answer is Einstein.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in operation and dialog with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When [...]
The quest for the perfect poop »
OK following Thraxxus’ post I now feel the need to share. This is more of an observation of human behavior and the delicate balance that is a human diet then it is about the actual poop. The human species is odd in general especially when you look at American sub culture. In my never ending [...]
The need to share. »
Why is it that co-workers want to share their personal lives with you? What makes anyone think that other people might be even remotely interested in their daily drama? Do I walk around with a sign around my neck or some tattoo on my forehead that says “please tell me about your uncle ned!” or [...]
Blog Envy? »
AVClub has some great content, but even better is the commentary. I swear half of the people are aspiring comedians, and when they are on they are hilarious.
Neuromancer – First Peek »
Just the poster folks. Remember – the fact that this movie is being made at all is a tragedy, up the fact that Hayden is the lead and the director shouldn’t be working at all and you have a potential debacle. That said I may buy the poster.
The Gasoline Joke »
I was having a discussion recently with my father who lives in SoCal and he was explaining to me how nice it was that the price of gasoline had fallen a little bit, something like 20 cents per gallon. I started laughing fairly hard and he made a comment that was funny to me: “Yeah, [...]