Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
Not for the Faint of Heart »
If you have a squeemish stomach, do not read this. I read this article this morning and almost cried in my office. I find it so terribly sad what humans will do to each other, more specifically, what adults will do to children. Take the child in this story, one of many I have read [...]
Press hard, there’s four copies »
One of the best uses of CraigsList, even more so than selling your useless crap, is random rants. If you come across a good one, it’s like finding buried treasure. Click Here for a classic from a newly retired animal control officer.
Also, here’s an oldie-but-goodie: the vagina couch
The Daily Shows Breaks New – again »
It has always amused me when someone tries to argue with me about some subject or another using our mass media as a conduit for their perspective. Jon Stewart of The Daily Show, a comedic show that likes to poke fun at the world in general through a news mask, actually breaks more important stories [...]
One More Night? My Next Prayer is for Jason. »
Marriage is basically one long string of compromises, mostly minor and some major. Any married person that says otherwise is either (a) gay, from the great state of Massachusetts and married to his/her clone, or (b) the leader of one of those cults that keep their wives down in the basement, visiting them occasionally to [...]
What do you get when…. »
What do you get when you mix the following things:
1 feisty cat
1 playful 85 lb boxer
1 love sack
1 box of litter
1 cat door
1 thunderstorm
2 walls
Well I found out! The answer to this question was bestowed upon me when I returning from a movie tonight. The answer is surprisingly simple. Carnage… pure and simple.
The result was:
1 scared shitless cat
1 85lb boxer [...]
I love MySpace »
Not only the best FireFox Add-on ever, but a must-have for anyone over the age of 30.
Good stuff.
Enigma at work. »
Apparently Enigma finally lost it at work. Take a look how he TRIED TO KILL A COWORKER.
Neuromancer: My New bible »
Recently I had a hankering to read books that came out eons ago, more specifically books by William Gibson. I started with and am presently engrossed in Neuromancer, a book that, as GlazednConfused points out, makes Gibson appear to be a modern day Nostradomus. Simple put, the book fore tells the direction we are going [...]
Dumpster Folk »
I read this article and enjoyed it, thus I am sharing it with you.
I am sharing it because it made me think of something odd: when I was young I was poor. My folks had lost most of what we had in teh recession of 1980 – minus the house, they managed to hold onto [...]
Everything you need to know about American Policies! »
A father and daughter discuss American Politics as a bed time story. The Q is the daughter, the A is the father. I enjoyed this.
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Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn’t find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That’s because the Iraqis [...]
Blankness: In Leadership and at the Pump »
On an overcast southern California afternoon, I rolled my Honda Accord V6 to the fuel pump at a local Chevron station. I quickly remembered those emails blasts calling for a boycott of Chevron and Exxon/Mobile stations to force fuel prices down. That worked well. A few yards away the employees at the car wash were [...]