Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
You’ve had a bad day at work? »
Take a moment to listen to this story.
Pick your poison! »
How would you feel if you pulled up a chair and ordered up five fingers of scotch at this bar.
this gives me new meaning to the phrase pick your poison. Next time you are in Switzerland check out this pace.
Chad Vader is a Creative Genius »
Love this guy.
Hit Me Like a Ton of Pork »
Let’s face it – most statistics force-fed the masses by the media nowadays fall into two categories:
A. Well, duh. (ex. Bush approval rating)
B. Who the hell cares? (i.e. the “MLB Stats Overkill” – did you know that Rich Ballplayer is the fourteenth player since 1975 to hit 25+ homers, have 20+ stolen bases, have an [...]
A Guy’s Perspective »
I am a guy, male, man, as women put it – a moron. I do my daily grind in an an environment where men and women work close to each other. We interact. We discuss. We plan. We mingle. We share stories of mirth and woe. We stand around the proverbial water cooler and talk [...]
Smells Like Teen Spirit »
This one is for GlazednConfused.
Stupid People, The Zoo, and George Carlin »
On Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 I had the opportunity to go to the zoo with my wife and son, he is 17 months old. Prior to leaving, and most of the time we were there, we discussed how taking our 17 month old son to the zoo was most likely a waste of time, considering [...]
Et Tu, Dreyer’s? »
Perhaps from my recent fried ice cream recipe, you assumed I like ice cream. You would be correct, and this fact did not prepare me for what I saw at the grocery store today: Dreyer’s has brazenly reduced the size of their ice cream cartons, with nary a price reduction or even a hint [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you Crazy. »
Or comical genius, You decide.
Smitten with a Badass »
Lara Logan is my goddess now. F*ck the latest crack-smoking, crotch-exposing, anorexic, deluded with grandeur tabloid whore/actress. If you did not see yesterday’s Daily Show, go to the website now and do yourself a favor. This beauty accompanies green berets on assassination assignments, for crissakes! She fights networks to show more realistic war footage! She’s [...]
Open Letter to Golden State Warrior Fans: »
After witnessing the catastrophe that was last night’s Finals blowout, I would like to announce that Lamar Odom is now on the trading block – big time. After fudging around the ESPN Trade Machine, I came up with one scenario: Odom for Al Harrington and Brandan Wright. Yes, I am now willing to give you [...]
Mock Fried Ice Cream – My Humble Family Recipe »
This recipe originated with the fact that one day I opened up the refrigerator and made a breathtaking discovery, one that was worth sharing:
“Hun, how the f*ck did we stockpile three bottles of caramel sundae topping, every one of them open?”
I was determined not to take two bottles to work and leave them in their [...]
Just Fix the F’n Problem! »
At what point in our glorious national history did Americans stop being problem – solution oriented, opting instead to focus on a problem – excuse oriented strategy? I grow more weary with each day when I approach someone with a problem, that they are actually paid to solve, and the reply I get is something [...]