Vladimir Putin “Blinkinblogs is my favorite read with glass of Vodka.”
Barack OBAMA “Blinkinblogs? Never heard of them.”
Learned Behavior or Instinct? »
Humans are an odd species. Most animals are born with a natural instinct to survive. Many can walk or swim when born. In addition most animals need to stay with there parents for a very limited time before becoming self sufficient (some need not spend any time with parents). Humans; however are helpless; most behavior is [...]
Public Service Announcement »
TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally…but this one is
real, and it’s important. So please send this warning to everyone on
your e- mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and [...]
Ethanol Summarized »
Check out this handy chart on the different types of ethanol and their characteristics (compliments of Jalopnik.com). Please note the “Percent…” column on the far right – alarming, to say the least.
Ethanol Chart
Toys …. um I mean necessities »
What fun would the world be to a geek without gadgets. You know what I am talking about the necessary little elements of technology that you know your life is not complete without. They can fall into three categories (and oh yes I have examples)
1.) The ones you buy and stick on your shelf never [...]
Gasoline and Politics »
I realized just how much filling up the tank in my car hurts the pocketbook the other day when it cost me roughly a thousand dollars for a full tank. Ok, I’m exaggerating a bit, but it was expensive. I know everyone is complaining about the cost of gasoline at the pumps right now, and [...]
We discuss Gas Companies »
GlazednConfused and I talk on Instant Messenger:
Thraxxus: I ever tell you about the developer I worked with that once worked on Chevron’s accounting system?
Thraxxus: you may find the tale hard to believe
GlazednConfused: I doubt it, but fire away
Thraxxus: He asked his boss how accurate should he makes the calculations decimaa wise.. aka how many decimal [...]
Can I get an Amen? The Obama Lift »
I’ve been paying fairly close attention to the political races over the past year or so and have made note of how candidates change their various approaches to communicating their message, whatever it may be at that moment, considering they typically change from minute to minute, or if you are George Bush JUNIOR, in mid [...]
Integrity, Business, IQ, Capital Punishment »
I have now come to realize beyond any possible doubt that American business is doomed, and coming in a close second in the race to annihilation is the human race as a whole.
Why do I say this: Ask yourselves these questions
1.) When in business did it become ok acceptable expected for a sales person to [...]
The obese and fatherless, point and laugh »
I visit one web site that could be classified as MSM – “Mainstream Media” to those unfamiliar with the dull acronym. CNN.com is my replacement for the local news – why should I care about the meth lab that blew up in Oakland, killing two squatters and their fourteen cats? Let’s face it, only [...]
It’s floating…right there! Hit it already! »
I am a fan of most mainstream sports, but the worst kind of hockey fan. OK, I’m the second worst. The absolute worst type of “sports fan” is the bastard that hoards over his (her? really?) fantasy team like a liege lord, moving them in and out of lineups and cackling like the Crypt [...]
Monday’s…. the oh the joy »
So I got this email from a work associate, not only did it make me laugh but i thought it was very appropriate given my Monday.
Where were you guys? »
A while back we had this anti-blog blog going and then dropped off the face of the Earth. We even had this little following of devoted readers who would tune into our mindless dribble daily to see what other outlandish slander we may have produced. Needless to say we became quite gifted at manufacturing content [...]